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		<title>Fashionable AND Practical</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 00:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cecilia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s really no fun being a scapegoat. Actually, I doubt it’s fun being any type of goat at all. But at least the animal sort can bite-attack anyone who’s being irksome. Unfortunately, taking that course of action might be frowned upon in the human world…
However, the other things that occur in this so-called “human world” [...]
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		<title>Grand Theft Dumbo</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 05:31:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re being tried for auto theft, the last thing you should do is give prosecutors the evidence they need to convict you and even though driving another stolen car to court isn&#8217;t inadmissible, it doesn&#8217;t help. 
That&#8217;s just what happened, according to the AP.

He was already charged with stealing a $125,000 Porsche, so when [...]
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		<title>You won&#8217;t like me when I&#8217;m hungry!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2005 01:32:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ravenwood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Society has become so impatient, that waiting for the microwave isn&#8217;t fast enough.
A Walgreens employee allegedly stabbed a co-worker in an argument over who could microwave her soup first, authorities said. 
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