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		<title>Grand Theft Dumbo</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 05:31:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re being tried for auto theft, the last thing you should do is give prosecutors the evidence they need to convict you and even though driving another stolen car to court isn&#8217;t inadmissible, it [...]


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		<title>You won&#8217;t like me when I&#8217;m hungry!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Society has become so impatient, that waiting for the microwave isn&#8217;t fast enough.
A Walgreens employee allegedly stabbed a co-worker in an argument over who could microwave her soup first, authorities said. 
Both women wanted to [...]


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