There’s a great saying that goes “When you’ve got ‘em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.” That phrase doesn’t apply to the police department.
A woman who grabbed an officer’s balls during an arrest has been jailed without bail, according to Read more »
I’ve never envied the job some police officers have to do, especially when certain people hide contraband in an, oh let’s just call it, awkward place. The kind of place that’s immediately followed by the slapping of a rubber glove to a wrist and the wish someone had stuck with that business degree in college.
According to Metro Halifax, a man hid a stash of marijuana by tying it around his penis. Read more »
What do you do when you get caught with a silo sized stash of marijuana in the trunk of your car? You claim you’re using it to grow stuff. Don’t say, of course, that you’re using it to grow more weed.
According to the AP, a man caught with several bags of marijuana claimed he was going to use it as compost. Read more »
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Women never cease to amaze me. They complain constantly about men’s lack of organization and cleanliness and yet their purses are jungles of femininity. I’ve seen women take machetes to get to the bottom of them just so they can find change for toll booths.
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Kids and drugs are never a good mix. Their under developed brains can’t handle the endorphins. They’re in school. Maybe if they spent a little more time there, they’d learn that. Hey, learning something at school! There’s a novel idea. Someone call the U.S. Department of Education. I’ve got a concept they might be interested in.
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If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 7,846 times, drugs make you stupid. They also make you impotent, slow and hungry. If they made you white, drugs will also make you into your average right wing radio talk show host.
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Some people never learn. After this moment, this moment, this moment and this moment, someone still called police to report that their drugs had been stolen. You know, I’m starting to think maybe drugs don’t make you so smart.
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Who is the last person who should catch you with drugs? A police officer? Your drug rehabilitation sponsor? Your high friend who goes through more narcotics than the Hell’s Angels at Altamont? How about your parole officer?
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