Daddy Du’h Care
Thursday, November 5th, 2009 • Filed under Drugs • 6 Comments
People who have to take care of one child must be a bundle of nerves. People who have to take care of more than four must be total basket cases. People who have to look after 30 are either clinically insane or in definitive need of castration.
That still doesn’t excuse these two day care center workers who ran a meth lab in their business, according to Local15TV.com.
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His Guilt is Written on His Face
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 • Filed under Drugs • 16 Comments
Some stories simply defy description. I hate them because they make my job twice as hard.
Police arrested a man who had a bag of marijuana taped to his forehead, according to The Patriot News.
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Call of the Weird
Thursday, October 15th, 2009 • Filed under Drugs • 6 Comments
This kind of thing happens so many times that I’m literally running out of jokes to make about it. If only someone would have the smarts to do it differently like while wearing a funny hat or behind the wheel of a clown car. That, of course, implies that they have smarts to begin with, so that won’t happen. Thanks fate.
Another stoner called the police to report his stolen bag of pot, according to 3news.co.nz.
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Key Lame Pie
Monday, October 12th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drugs • 12 Comments
This case isn’t really a textbook definition of dumb, but it’s in the ballpark. If anything, it makes staying awake in high school chemistry a necessity.
A man caught with more than 1,700 pounds of pot on his person tried to hide the scent of his stash with limes, according to the Asheville Citizen-Times.
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Drugs Impare Your Judgement
Friday, October 9th, 2009 • Filed under Drugs • 39 Comments
Sometimes I wonder if court houses should be required to equip brain detectors instead of metal detectors.
A guy going into one courthouse put his bag of marijuana into the pocket bowl before walking through the metal detector, according to the Abliene Reporter News.
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The Dumb People’s Court
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drugs, Drunks • 3 Comments
It’s never a good idea to piss off a court judge, especially by doing it before you’ve even entered their courtroom.
One man learned that lesson when he got busted for selling drugs while he was on his way to court on his pending drug charges, according to The Oregonian.
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Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before…
Thursday, September 24th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Drugs • 15 Comments
Two wrongs never make a right. And that doesn’t necessarily mean that any odd number of total wrongs does equal a right. I was never good with math.
A guy trying to smuggle 5 kilos of heroin got caught because he ran a stop light, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer.
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Son of a Gun
Friday, September 18th, 2009 • Filed under Drugs, Guns • Comment
Guns and drugs don’t mix. In fact, soccer cleats and space walks go together better.
A guy applying for a handgun license got busted for drug possession at the same time, according to the Paladium Item.
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