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	<title>Dumb Criminals &#187; Drugs</title>
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		<title>Missing Something? Other Than a Brain&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 09:37:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No matter how many times this happens, it still never ceases to amaze me. Even if it happens more than once in a same emergency call. 
A man who called police to report a theft [...]


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		<title>Daddy Du&#8217;h Care</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/daddy-duh-care/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:49:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[People who have to take care of one child must be a bundle of nerves. People who have to take care of more than four must be total basket cases. People who have to look [...]


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		<title>His Guilt is Written on His Face</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/his-guilt-is-written-on-his-face/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/his-guilt-is-written-on-his-face/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 08:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Drugs]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2195</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Some stories simply defy description. I hate them because they make my job twice as hard. 
Police arrested a man who had a bag of marijuana taped to his forehead, according to The Patriot News.

He [...]


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		<title>Call of the Weird</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/call-of-the-weird/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 07:35:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Drugs]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2179</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This kind of thing happens so many times that I&#8217;m literally running out of jokes to make about it. If only someone would have the smarts to do it differently like while wearing a funny [...]


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		<title>Key Lame Pie</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/key-lame-pie/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/key-lame-pie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 06:19:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This case isn&#8217;t really a textbook definition of dumb, but it&#8217;s in the ballpark. If anything, it makes staying awake in high school chemistry a necessity. 
A man caught with more than 1,700 pounds of [...]


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		<title>Drugs Impare Your Judgement</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/drugs-impare-your-judgement/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/drugs-impare-your-judgement/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 04:49:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I wonder if court houses should be required to equip brain detectors instead of metal detectors. 
A guy going into one courthouse put his bag of marijuana into the pocket bowl before walking through [...]


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		<title>The Dumb People&#8217;s Court</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/the-dumb-peoples-court-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/the-dumb-peoples-court-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 05:29:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2146</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s never a good idea to piss off a court judge, especially by doing it before you&#8217;ve even entered their courtroom. 
One man learned that lesson when he got busted for selling drugs while he [...]


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		<title>Stop Me If You&#8217;ve Heard This One Before&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/stop-me-if-youve-heard-this-one-before/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/stop-me-if-youve-heard-this-one-before/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 00:34:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2135</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Two wrongs never make a right. And that doesn&#8217;t necessarily mean that any odd number of total wrongs does equal a right. I was never good with math. 
A guy trying to smuggle 5 kilos [...]


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		<title>Son of a Gun</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/son-of-a-gun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:01:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Drugs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2122</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Guns and drugs don&#8217;t mix. In fact, soccer cleats and space walks go together better. 
A guy applying for a handgun license got busted for drug possession at the same time, according to the Paladium [...]


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		<title>No Parent of the Year</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/no-parent-of-the-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 04:36:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have to wonder why some parents chose to become parents. I like to think they didn&#8217;t choose to become parents. They just chose whiskey instead of a library card. 
One parent who left their [...]


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		<title>Fast Fool</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/fast-fool/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/fast-fool/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 02:59:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Drugs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You have to question the logic of aast food, something that millions of people eat even though they know it will kill them. Imagine what the employees are like. 
Two customers at a drive-thru found [...]


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		<title>Cripeslist</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/cripeslist/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/cripeslist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 05:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Drugs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finally, the world has found a use for Craigslist that doesn&#8217;t involve used coffee tables, transsexual hookers or people who enjoy activities that normally attraction attention from federal law enforcement agents. 
A man who stole [...]


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		<title>If This Van&#8217;s a Smokin&#8217;, Somebody&#8217;s Tokin&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/if-this-vans-a-smokin-somebodys-tokin/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/if-this-vans-a-smokin-somebodys-tokin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:31:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You would think the police officer exams that are administered by departments would come with a common sense exam, but who the hell are we going to get to write it up? Heh, that was [...]


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		<title>Just Desserts</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 06:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[God I love the summer, everything about it. The beaches, the skimpy outfits, the cold sugary treats. Why they are so addictive, they should be illegal. 
One man almost fulfilled my wish when he got [...]


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		<title>The Pot Thickens</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 05:12:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you work in and around law enforcement, it&#8217;s probably not a good idea to do something that could attract their attention for reasons other than you brought donuts. 
A man who worked in a [...]


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		<title>Take Your Kids to Jail Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:31:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Being a father must be tough. There are all the thankless jobs you have to do to ensure they grow up right. That&#8217;s why we have &#8220;Take Your Kids to Work&#8221; Day to show them [...]


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		<title>A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Dollars in Fines</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 07:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pot makes you do some weird things, like forget stuff. Pot makes you do some weird things, like, uh, I forget. 
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		<title>Deposited Into a Cell</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Banks are always a big pain in the ass, even the drive-through lanes that are supposed to make things easier. You&#8217;re always in a rush and the line never moves fast enough. You rush your [...]


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		<title>A Joint Resolution</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 05:03:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t pretend to understand the ins and outs for British Parliament, but it must get just as monotonous and tedious as the American Congress. After all, we were birthed by the very same government, [...]


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		<title>While You Were Out of Your Mind</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:05:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s always nice and courteous to leave a forwarding message if you&#8217;re going to be away and people need to contact you. Except if you left a forwarding address and number in case someone finds [...]


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