Dumb Criminals » Drugs http://www.dumbcriminals.com We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Sun, 29 Jan 2012 03:49:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Seems Legit http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/seems-legit/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/seems-legit/#comments Sun, 29 Jan 2012 03:48:56 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2660
  • I Think I’ll Stick To Burger Time… One of the greatest mysteries presented over and over to...
  • Livin’ In The Fridge It’s a pretty tough call between which is better, a...
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  • “You Can Go, But Be Back Soon” Smartphowned, while rather inappropriate and repetitive, is a website that...
  • Where’s The Beef? While journeying through your teenage years, I have no doubt...
  • Should’ve Put A Ring On It Somewhere, there’s probably an officially archived list of things NOT...
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  • Silly Parents, Beer Is (NOT) For Kids Kids are trying to grow up WAY too fast these...
  • Burning Passion Relationships can be really difficult, can’t they? No matter if...
  • The Family Who Eats Together… Women can get a little crazy over their food. If...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/tastes-better-with-salsa/feed/ 0     Been A Pleasu–BAM! http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/been-a-pleasu-bam/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/been-a-pleasu-bam/#comments Fri, 04 Nov 2011 00:05:32 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2594
  • They Said I Could Be Anything, So I Became Laundry Kids can be a lot of work. In fact, they’ve...
  • Armed Robbery….Kinda Most of the criminals on this website seem to be...
  • Just Slept Through My Alarm… Sleeping on the job is probably never a good idea....
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/been-a-pleasu-bam/feed/ 6     I Might Even Have A Coupon http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/i-might-even-have-a-coupon/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/i-might-even-have-a-coupon/#comments Sun, 23 Oct 2011 15:27:55 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2583
  • One-piece, Bikini, or Full-Body Armor? With the end of summer approaching, people get a little...
  • Mother-In-Training Babysitting is not a bad job, in terms of the...
  • “It’s An Intimate Get-Together” Some people can throw some crazy parties, right? I’m talking...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/i-might-even-have-a-coupon/feed/ 3     Hey, I Have One Just Like That! http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/hey-i-have-one-just-like-that/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/hey-i-have-one-just-like-that/#comments Wed, 31 Aug 2011 22:08:15 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2529
  • “I Understand You’re A Man Who Knows How To Get Things” Isn’t the whole point of jail to be more or...
  • “Streaming, Flaxen, Waxen” Throughout the entirely too large number of incidents involving failed...
  • Jack and Sally Okay, someone needs to explain to me what is suddenly...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/hey-i-have-one-just-like-that/feed/ 0     I’m High On…Your Pets http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/i%e2%80%99m-high-on%e2%80%a6your-pets/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/i%e2%80%99m-high-on%e2%80%a6your-pets/#comments Thu, 23 Jun 2011 00:35:33 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2475
  • I Call Patches to the Stand! I have a lot of sympathy for dogs. Not just...
  • You Can’t Catch Me, I’m The Crazy Cake Woman! Today, it seems like you can’t turn on the TV...
  • Silly Parents, Beer Is (NOT) For Kids Kids are trying to grow up WAY too fast these...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/i%e2%80%99m-high-on%e2%80%a6your-pets/feed/ 1     The Family Business http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/the-family-business/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/the-family-business/#comments Thu, 23 Jun 2011 00:32:49 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2473
  • So, Exactly What Kind of Business Was He Running? Don’t you wish it was easier to get that special...
  • The Family Who Eats Together… Women can get a little crazy over their food. If...
  • Family is Family Ahh, sibling rivalry. It’s been in place since the two...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/the-family-business/feed/ 0     “Who Ya Gonna Call?” http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/%e2%80%9cwho-ya-gonna-call%e2%80%9d/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/%e2%80%9cwho-ya-gonna-call%e2%80%9d/#comments Sun, 29 May 2011 00:36:29 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2458
  • The Family Business Texting just really doesn’t get us anywhere, does it? Other...
  • I Call Patches to the Stand! I have a lot of sympathy for dogs. Not just...
  • iDiots Going along with the technology theme…what is the big deal...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/%e2%80%9cwho-ya-gonna-call%e2%80%9d/feed/ 0     “Stay Away From Jazz and Liquor” http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/stay-away-from-jazz-and-liquor/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/stay-away-from-jazz-and-liquor/#comments Tue, 08 Mar 2011 23:28:01 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2389
  • “I Understand You’re A Man Who Knows How To Get Things” Isn’t the whole point of jail to be more or...
  • Stay Together for the Lizards Sucks being stuck in the middle, doesn’t it? Nobody wants...
  • And Stay Away From My Indy Whip Okay. I apologize to all you George Lucas nuts out...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/stay-away-from-jazz-and-liquor/feed/ 6     “I Understand You’re A Man Who Knows How To Get Things” http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/i-understand-youre-a-man-who-knows-how-to-get-things/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/i-understand-youre-a-man-who-knows-how-to-get-things/#comments Sat, 26 Feb 2011 03:33:16 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2379
  • Oh, And You’re Fired Old people can get a little crazy, can’t they? I...
  • Armed Robbery….Kinda Most of the criminals on this website seem to be...
  • It’s Seared, Not Burnt Everyone should learn to cook, right? You don’t want to...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/i-understand-youre-a-man-who-knows-how-to-get-things/feed/ 5     Armed Robbery….Kinda http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/i-wanna-hold-your-haa-woah/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/i-wanna-hold-your-haa-woah/#comments Wed, 23 Feb 2011 02:00:22 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2375
  • Why So Serious? As a little kid, wasn’t everything WAY funnier when you...
  • Clearly, Nobody’s Home Acting is always a good talent to have and develop....
  • “You Have My Permission to Ruin Us Financially” Credit cards are great, aren’t they? There’s nothing like paying...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/i-wanna-hold-your-haa-woah/feed/ 5     u lyke t0tes g0t arrested l0lz http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/u-lyke-t0tes-g0t-arrested-l0lz/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/u-lyke-t0tes-g0t-arrested-l0lz/#comments Wed, 29 Dec 2010 12:35:39 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2309
  • So, Exactly What Kind of Business Was He Running? Don’t you wish it was easier to get that special...
  • Where’s The Beef? While journeying through your teenage years, I have no doubt...
  • “Who Ya Gonna Call?” I’ve recently come to the decision that prank calls are...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/u-lyke-t0tes-g0t-arrested-l0lz/feed/ 5     Missing Something? Other Than a Brain… http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/missing-something-other-than-a-brain/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/missing-something-other-than-a-brain/#comments Mon, 14 Jun 2010 09:37:36 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2243
  • Been A Pleasu–BAM! People are always weird about money, it seems. “Hey Jeff,...
  • Hungry? Justice is Served! There’s no denying that eating is a necessity. Maybe even...
  • But He HAS His License! As long as I can remember, I’ve always wanted a...
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  • I Might Even Have A Coupon Some people advertise WAY too much. Yes, I know you’re...
  • Kids vs. Creeps A lot of people are just downright creepy. But it’s...
  • I’m All For Innovation, But… Some people just don’t know how to take care of...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/daddy-duh-care/feed/ 14     His Guilt is Written on His Face http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/his-guilt-is-written-on-his-face/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/his-guilt-is-written-on-his-face/#comments Wed, 21 Oct 2009 08:14:06 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2195
  • Man’s Best Friend? Admit it, you’ve found yourself talking to animals at least...
  • One-piece, Bikini, or Full-Body Armor? With the end of summer approaching, people get a little...
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  • “Who Ya Gonna Call?” I’ve recently come to the decision that prank calls are...
  • I Call Patches to the Stand! I have a lot of sympathy for dogs. Not just...
  • Armed Robbery….Kinda Most of the criminals on this website seem to be...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/call-of-the-weird/feed/ 7     Key Lame Pie http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/key-lame-pie/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/key-lame-pie/#comments Mon, 12 Oct 2009 06:19:47 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2172
  • Hey, I Have One Just Like That! Note to My Inner Criminal Self: There are some things...
  • And Remember To Floss At Least Once A Day… Although this website is dedicated to cretin criminals and foolish...
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  • “I Understand You’re A Man Who Knows How To Get Things” Isn’t the whole point of jail to be more or...
  • Family is Family Ahh, sibling rivalry. It’s been in place since the two...
  • Ma’am, Your Groceries Are Swimming Some people are absolutely CRAZY about saving money. My parents,...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/drugs-impare-your-judgement/feed/ 42     The Dumb People’s Court http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/the-dumb-peoples-court-2/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/the-dumb-peoples-court-2/#comments Wed, 30 Sep 2009 05:29:50 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2146
  • Make An Illegal U-Turn GPS’s are really something. I mean, who doesn’t want a...
  • It’s Seared, Not Burnt Everyone should learn to cook, right? You don’t want to...
  • I Call Patches to the Stand! I have a lot of sympathy for dogs. Not just...
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