“Who Ya Gonna Call?”
Saturday, May 28th, 2011 • Filed under Drugs • Comment
I’ve recently come to the decision that prank calls are pretty overrated. Actually, just calling in general has become kind of a pain. Twenty years from now, phones probably won’t even have a calling feature. They’ll just telepathically transmit your message into the other person’s brain…or something else just as creepy.
But this guy won’t be using any type of phone anytime soon. While calling to confirm a narcotics deal, the Waffle House employee accidentally pocket-dialed 911. According to NY Daily News, this resulted in the police department receiving a call at 1:30 am, and hearing every detail involving the drug deal. Looks like typical phone skills really have become obsolete…
“Stay Away From Jazz and Liquor”
Tuesday, March 8th, 2011 • Filed under Drugs • 6 Comments
Some rules seem completely unnecessary. Having lived through ALL of elementary school, I’ve obeyed my share of stupid rules. Like, you may NOT get up from your chair until AFTER the Green Table is called, or else you’ll spend recess sitting on the curb…and therefore developing strong friendships with various ants.
“I Understand You’re A Man Who Knows How To Get Things”
Friday, February 25th, 2011 • Filed under Drugs, Smugglers • 5 Comments
Isn’t the whole point of jail to be more or less banned from illegal things? If you’re in there for murder, they’re not gonna let you bring in a whole bunch of guns. And if you’re a vandal, you can see goodbye to your spray-paint and toilet paper.
Armed Robbery….Kinda
Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011 • Filed under Drugs, Other Weapons, Robberies • 5 Comments
Most of the criminals on this website seem to be missing part of their brain, but this guy might be the first to be missing something else. And it’s obviously not facial hair, judging from his creepy mug shot.
u lyke t0tes g0t arrested l0lz
Wednesday, December 29th, 2010 • Filed under Drugs • 5 Comments
Need a ride? Use your cell phone. Bored at school? Use your cell phone. Want to get arrested? Use your cell phone.
Missing Something? Other Than a Brain…
Monday, June 14th, 2010 • Filed under Cars, Drugs, Drunks • 21 Comments
No matter how many times this happens, it still never ceases to amaze me. Even if it happens more than once in a same emergency call.
A man who called police to report a theft including his pot in the list of missing items…and then it gets weird, according to the The Oregonian.
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Daddy Du’h Care
Thursday, November 5th, 2009 • Filed under Drugs • 14 Comments
People who have to take care of one child must be a bundle of nerves. People who have to take care of more than four must be total basket cases. People who have to look after 30 are either clinically insane or in definitive need of castration.
That still doesn’t excuse these two day care center workers who ran a meth lab in their business, according to Local15TV.com.
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His Guilt is Written on His Face
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 • Filed under Drugs • 20 Comments
Some stories simply defy description. I hate them because they make my job twice as hard.
Police arrested a man who had a bag of marijuana taped to his forehead, according to The Patriot News.
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