Dumb Criminals » Drunks http://www.dumbcriminals.com We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Wed, 16 Jun 2010 17:20:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Driving While Inane http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/driving-while-inane/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/driving-while-inane/#comments Wed, 16 Jun 2010 17:20:56 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2250
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  • Son of a Gun Guns and drugs don’t mix. In fact, soccer cleats and...
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  • Totally Trucked The key to avoiding trouble is identifying problems. If the...
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  • Slumped in the Saddle Ever break a law you didn’t know existed? You are...
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  • Under the Gun You shouldn’t take what doesn’t belong to you, especially if...
  • Totally Trucked The key to avoiding trouble is identifying problems. If the...
  • Window Pains Normally, there is nothing funny about a deadly drive-by shooting,...
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  • Slumped in the Saddle Ever break a law you didn’t know existed? You are...
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  • Missing Something? Other Than a Brain… No matter how many times this happens, it still never...
  • Man and Car on Fire Drinking and driving is never a good idea. Drinking and...
  • You’re No Fun Anymore Note to self: judges are not “Monty Python” fans. A...
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  • Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before… Two wrongs never make a right. And that doesn’t necessarily...
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  • Son of a Gun Guns and drugs don’t mix. In fact, soccer cleats and...
  • iPhone, uStupid Need to find a dumbass criminal who stole your iPhone?...
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  • Jerk in the Box No, don’t worry overweight America. This story isn’t about a...
  • A Bicycle Built for a Boob Bike riding must be a hard sport. I say must...
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