Dumb Criminals » Drunks http://www.dumbcriminals.com We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Thu, 25 Feb 2010 09:03:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Totally Trucked http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/totally-trucked-2/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/totally-trucked-2/#comments Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:10:45 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2216
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  • Driving with Logic Suspended Don’t give police a reason to pull you over. Some...
  • Totally Trucked The key to avoiding trouble is identifying problems. If the...
  • Drink and Drive-Thru Drinking and driving is never a good idea. Drinking and...
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  • A Bird in the Pants is Worth Two in the Pants I can’t think of many reasons why a man would...
  • A Blast from the Pants Sometimes banks use explosive dye packs to protect their money...
  • Slumped in the Saddle Ever break a law you didn’t know existed? You are...
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  • Jerk in the Box Why would anyone eat fast food? Better yet, why would...
  • Drink and Drive-Thru Drinking and driving is never a good idea. Drinking and...
  • Think Outside the Brain It’s no surprise that America has an unhealthy attitude with...
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  • A Bum Bums a Ride to Court What’s the worst way to get to court for your...
  • Check, Check, Check the Police Cops are people too! If you prick them, do they...
  • Double Trouble When will drunk drivers ever learn that the worst thing...
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  • One Impaired Driver Drinking impairs your judgment, numbs your senses and reduce your...
  • Hitching a Ride to Prison I’ve never understood the concept of hitchhiking as something other...
  • Drunks Turn Up In the Oddest Places Don’t go drunk because you’ll end up in prison. Sometimes...
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  • Man and Car on Fire Drinking and driving is never a good idea. Drinking and...
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  • Half-Wit, Full Moon There is never a reason you should ever moon a...
  • Ass, Cash or Grass, No One Flees for Free There is no reason anyone should get themselves involved in...
  • Fast Moving Violations How do you rack up 15 moving violations in 11...
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  • Spray and Pay All these kids today with their high definition television and...
  • ID Stands for “Is Dumb” Banks are naturally stressful places. They create more unwanted headaches...
  • Return to Stupid It’s amazing we still have mail in this day and...
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  • Drink and Drive-Thru Drinking and driving is never a good idea. Drinking and...
  • Under a Full Moon For some weird reason, moving cars, bare buttocks and the...
  • Making a Beer Run No one should drink and drive. The police usually don’t...
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  • Not So Bright Why do so many people who break the law feel...
  • Making a Beer Run No one should drink and drive. The police usually don’t...
  • Think Outside the Brain It’s no surprise that America has an unhealthy attitude with...
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  • Jerk in the Box No, don’t worry overweight America. This story isn’t about a...
  • One Impaired Driver Drinking impairs your judgment, numbs your senses and reduce your...
  • Drugs Impare Your Judgement Sometimes I wonder if court houses should be required to...
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  • Making a Scene of the Crime The worst thing anyone can do is repeat themselves. But...
  • Slumped in the Saddle Ever break a law you didn’t know existed? You are...
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  • Check, Check, Check the Police Cops are people too! If you prick them, do they...
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  • Fast Moving Violations How do you rack up 15 moving violations in 11...
  • Check, Check, Check the Police Cops are people too! If you prick them, do they...
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  • Suspended Logic Police usually frown on drunk driving. This incident probably made...
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  • Double Trouble When will drunk drivers ever learn that the worst thing...
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