Dumb Criminals » Drunks http://www.dumbcriminals.com We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Sun, 29 Jan 2012 03:49:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 What Not To Wear: Criminal Edition http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drunks/what-not-to-wear-criminal-edition/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drunks/what-not-to-wear-criminal-edition/#comments Sat, 26 Nov 2011 16:20:15 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2607
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  • It’s Okay, We’re Authorized Hypocrites just drive you nuts, don’t they? They’re almost as...
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    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/assaults/shouldve-put-a-ring-on-it/feed/ 1     It’s Okay, We’re Authorized http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drunks/it%e2%80%99s-okay-we%e2%80%99re-authorized/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drunks/it%e2%80%99s-okay-we%e2%80%99re-authorized/#comments Tue, 16 Aug 2011 01:45:52 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2519
  • What Not To Wear: Criminal Edition The things people wear never cease to amaze me. And...
  • YouTube Sensation…NOT Isn’t the whole point of breaking the law trying to...
  • Should’ve Put A Ring On It Somewhere, there’s probably an officially archived list of things NOT...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drunks/it%e2%80%99s-okay-we%e2%80%99re-authorized/feed/ 2     Silly Parents, Beer Is (NOT) For Kids http://www.dumbcriminals.com/other/silly-parents-beer-is-not-for-kids/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/other/silly-parents-beer-is-not-for-kids/#comments Sat, 23 Jul 2011 02:09:11 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2499
  • Kids vs. Creeps A lot of people are just downright creepy. But it’s...
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  • Guess She Just Couldn’t Nail The Tango… Everyone’s entitled to their own opinion.  I have a feeling...
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  • Silly Parents, Beer Is (NOT) For Kids Kids are trying to grow up WAY too fast these...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drunks/mans-best-friend/feed/ 1     Guess She Just Couldn’t Nail The Tango… http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drunks/guess-she-just-couldnt-nail-the-tango/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drunks/guess-she-just-couldnt-nail-the-tango/#comments Sat, 05 Feb 2011 15:10:41 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2355
  • Man’s Best Friend? Admit it, you’ve found yourself talking to animals at least...
  • God’s Watching The Apples Sometimes, little kids are right about things…for example, church really...
  • But You Didn’t Even Finish Counting… It occurred to me, while watching one of my favorite...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drunks/guess-she-just-couldnt-nail-the-tango/feed/ 2     Guess I Should’ve Rode My Kangaroo Instead… http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/guess-i-shouldve-rode-my-kangaroo-instead/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/guess-i-shouldve-rode-my-kangaroo-instead/#comments Wed, 26 Jan 2011 01:09:54 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2346
  • Guess She Just Couldn’t Nail The Tango… Everyone’s entitled to their own opinion.  I have a feeling...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/guess-i-shouldve-rode-my-kangaroo-instead/feed/ 0     Told You That Dating Website Would Work http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drunks/sorry-my-goats-a-little-horny-today/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drunks/sorry-my-goats-a-little-horny-today/#comments Wed, 12 Jan 2011 00:00:33 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2327
  • Fashionable AND Practical It’s really no fun being a scapegoat. Actually, I doubt...
  • So How Was School Today? Sometimes you look at a teacher, and all you can...
  • Broken Heart, Broken Windows Old couples can be really cute. They remind you that...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drunks/sorry-my-goats-a-little-horny-today/feed/ 1     Not Your Typical Alarm Clock http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/not-your-typical-alarm-clock/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/not-your-typical-alarm-clock/#comments Tue, 04 Jan 2011 22:49:02 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2316
  • Just Slept Through My Alarm… Sleeping on the job is probably never a good idea....
  • Rap and Crime, How Typical Teens have such an attitude, don’t they? They think they...
  • Make An Illegal U-Turn GPS’s are really something. I mean, who doesn’t want a...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/not-your-typical-alarm-clock/feed/ 2     A Poetic Lesson In Self-Control http://www.dumbcriminals.com/assaults/a-poetic-lesson-in-self-control/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/assaults/a-poetic-lesson-in-self-control/#comments Wed, 22 Dec 2010 03:44:06 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2286
  • Should’ve Put A Ring On It Somewhere, there’s probably an officially archived list of things NOT...
  • Guess She Just Couldn’t Nail The Tango… Everyone’s entitled to their own opinion.  I have a feeling...
  • Please, Silence Your Handguns Movie theaters aren’t always the most pleasant places on Earth....
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/assaults/a-poetic-lesson-in-self-control/feed/ 5     It’s Not Just Sneakers This Time… http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drunks/it%e2%80%99s-not-just-sneakers-this-time%e2%80%a6/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drunks/it%e2%80%99s-not-just-sneakers-this-time%e2%80%a6/#comments Wed, 15 Dec 2010 02:05:41 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2280
  • Should’ve Put A Ring On It Somewhere, there’s probably an officially archived list of things NOT...
  • What Not To Wear: Criminal Edition The things people wear never cease to amaze me. And...
  • Burning Passion Relationships can be really difficult, can’t they? No matter if...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drunks/it%e2%80%99s-not-just-sneakers-this-time%e2%80%a6/feed/ 4     Am I Certified…Now? http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drunks/am-i-certified-now/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drunks/am-i-certified-now/#comments Fri, 10 Dec 2010 22:00:53 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2276
  • I’m All For Innovation, But… Some people just don’t know how to take care of...
  • Broken Heart, Broken Windows Old couples can be really cute. They remind you that...
  • Masks Are Too Mainstream… We all know people who are ashamed of their looks....
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drunks/am-i-certified-now/feed/ 5     Driving While Inane http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/driving-while-inane/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/driving-while-inane/#comments Wed, 16 Jun 2010 17:20:56 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2250
  • Oh, And You’re Fired Old people can get a little crazy, can’t they? I...
  • What Not To Wear: Criminal Edition The things people wear never cease to amaze me. And...
  • Well, THAT’S Not a Pick-Up Line Some guys just won’t take no for an answer. Of...
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  • Been A Pleasu–BAM! People are always weird about money, it seems. “Hey Jeff,...
  • Hungry? Justice is Served! There’s no denying that eating is a necessity. Maybe even...
  • But He HAS His License! As long as I can remember, I’ve always wanted a...
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  • Burning Passion Relationships can be really difficult, can’t they? No matter if...
  • Scary Dairy The economy is pretty whacked out these days. Everyone is...
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  • Burning Passion Relationships can be really difficult, can’t they? No matter if...
  • Silly Parents, Beer Is (NOT) For Kids Kids are trying to grow up WAY too fast these...
  • “I Don’t Want To Cause No Fuss” Ever since early youth, I took great pleasure in making...
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  • What Not To Wear: Criminal Edition The things people wear never cease to amaze me. And...
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  • Exactly How The Pilgrims Did It If you’ve been visiting us for a while, you probably...
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  • Silly Parents, Beer Is (NOT) For Kids Kids are trying to grow up WAY too fast these...
  • The Family Who Eats Together… Women can get a little crazy over their food. If...
  • Stick It To The Man Food for thought: Maybe the crime is completely acceptable, and...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drunks/jerk-in-the-box-2/feed/ 16     The Dumb People’s Court http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/the-dumb-peoples-court-2/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/the-dumb-peoples-court-2/#comments Wed, 30 Sep 2009 05:29:50 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2146
  • Make An Illegal U-Turn GPS’s are really something. I mean, who doesn’t want a...
  • It’s Seared, Not Burnt Everyone should learn to cook, right? You don’t want to...
  • I Call Patches to the Stand! I have a lot of sympathy for dogs. Not just...
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