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	<title>Dumb Criminals &#187; Embezzlers</title>
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		<title>He Puts the &#8220;VP&#8221; in &#8220;Very Stupid&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:34:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In these hard, trying economic times, it&#8217;s not very comforting to know that someone of the people who put us in this mess might be the ones who profit most from it. At least we can take a small bit of comfort knowing that some of these golden parachutes will have a hole or two [...]
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		<title>Nigeria Attacks Michigan</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:28:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s an embezzlement case that when I read it, literally, made my eyes pop out of my head. I&#8217;m thinking about suing the Detroit Free Press for causing said eye popage, but that might be a job for Dumb Lawsuits.com.

ALCONA COUNTY, Michigan (Detroit Free Press) &#8212; The longtime treasurer of Alcona County was accused Wednesday [...]
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		<title>Take the Money and Run, Then Take It Again, Then&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2006 05:55:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unlike most of our dumb criminals, at least this one is trying to make things right even if she&#8217;s going about all wrong. 
COLUMBIA, S.C. &#8212; A Greenville woman who admitted she was stealing money in part to pay restitution in two previous embezzlement cases was sentenced to 12 years in prison Wednesday.
Ramona Obera Tucker, [...]
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