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	<title>Dumb Criminals &#187; Forgery</title>
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		<title>Signing Your Own Arrest Warrant</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 05:18:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have to wonder the logic of some criminals. Or is it you have to wonder if criminals have some logic? 
One woman accused of identity theft forged the name of a district prosecutor, according [...]


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		<title>Return to Stupid</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 06:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s amazing we still have mail in this day and age of rampant technology and lightning fast communication. It&#8217;s still a necessary and vital part of all societies. For instance, it helps weed out the [...]


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		<title>A Jackpot Crackpot</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/fraud/a-jackpot-crackpot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 06:16:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The level of some people&#8217;s intelligence astounds me, but the only thing that astounds me more is the intelligence people have when it comes to how low they think other people&#8217;s intelligence is as well. [...]


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		<title>Jersey Boy</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/forgery/jersey-boy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/forgery/jersey-boy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2006 06:29:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Forgery]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This story doesn&#8217;t technically meet the definition of a &#8220;dumb criminal.&#8221; It&#8217;s more of a &#8220;smart customs agent&#8221; story, but it&#8217;s hard to make a humor blog out of crafty airport employees. The material ain&#8217;t [...]


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		<title>Check Wreck</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/fraud/check-wreck/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jul 2006 07:53:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alexis Solis of Anytown U.S.A. send us this tale of treachery by three people who thought they could get away with check fraud by stealing a bank teller&#8217;s checkbook and then cashing the checks where [...]


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		<title>Funny Money</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/scams/funny-money-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:53:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a great line from the movie &#8220;Wall Street,&#8221; &#8220;The main thing about money&#8230;is that it makes you do things you don&#8217;t want to do.&#8221; Oliver Stone should have added, &#8220;and it don&#8217;t make you [...]


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		<title>Brownie Gets Burned</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/at-large/brownie-gets-burned/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/at-large/brownie-gets-burned/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2006 06:51:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[At-Large]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s that time of year again &#8212; Girl Scout cookies! That time of year when hundreds of thousands of girl scouts set up folding tables with their den mothers in front of stores all across [...]


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