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	<title>Dumb Criminals &#187; Forgery</title>
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		<title>Seems Legit</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 03:48:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cecilia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Smart people get away with a lot of stuff. It’s always the genius who can goof off in class and the teacher barely notices. It’s only when things get illegal that the royal treatment ends…
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An out-of-work doctor, with a personality disorder and mental condition, was caught forging prescriptions for himself. All 654 of them, according [...]
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		<title>Signing Your Own Arrest Warrant</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 05:18:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have to wonder the logic of some criminals. Or is it you have to wonder if criminals have some logic? 
One woman accused of identity theft forged the name of a district prosecutor, according to The AP.

The letterhead on which she forged the prosecutor&#8217;s signature said she was already facing three other charges of [...]
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		<title>Return to Stupid</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/fraud/return-to-stupid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 06:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s amazing we still have mail in this day and age of rampant technology and lightning fast communication. It&#8217;s still a necessary and vital part of all societies. For instance, it helps weed out the morons and we&#8217;re not just talking about the people who work for the Postal Service. 
A man who stole some [...]
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		<title>A Jackpot Crackpot</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 06:16:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The level of some people&#8217;s intelligence astounds me, but the only thing that astounds me more is the intelligence people have when it comes to how low they think other people&#8217;s intelligence is as well. Don&#8217;t drag us down to your evolutionary level.

According to the AP, a man tried to pass off a fake winning [...]
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		<title>Jersey Boy</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/forgery/jersey-boy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2006 06:29:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This story doesn&#8217;t technically meet the definition of a &#8220;dumb criminal.&#8221; It&#8217;s more of a &#8220;smart customs agent&#8221; story, but it&#8217;s hard to make a humor blog out of crafty airport employees. The material ain&#8217;t exactly a seller&#8217;s market. 
NICOSIA (Reuters) &#8211; An England football shirt gave away a Senegalese man attempting to enter Cyprus [...]
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		<title>Check Wreck</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/fraud/check-wreck/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jul 2006 07:53:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alexis Solis of Anytown U.S.A. send us this tale of treachery by three people who thought they could get away with check fraud by stealing a bank teller&#8217;s checkbook and then cashing the checks where the teller worked. 
SYLVESTER, Ga. (WSB) &#8212; Three people accused of stealing checks in Worth County went to the wrong [...]
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		<title>Funny Money</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:53:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a great line from the movie &#8220;Wall Street,&#8221; &#8220;The main thing about money&#8230;is that it makes you do things you don&#8217;t want to do.&#8221; Oliver Stone should have added, &#8220;and it don&#8217;t make you that much smarter either.&#8221; 
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) &#8211; The counterfeit money looked good, but there was one flaw. There&#8217;s no [...]
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		<title>Brownie Gets Burned</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2006 06:51:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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TENINO (The Olympian) [...]
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