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Jerk in the Box No, don’t worry overweight America. This story isn’t about a...

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That’s Not Write People who aren’t smart enough to know the difference between...

A Real Weiner We set our standards pretty low in this world. It...

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Totally Trucked The key to avoiding trouble is identifying problems. If the...

No Parent of the Year You have to wonder why some parents chose to become...

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Under the Gun You shouldn’t take what doesn’t belong to you, especially if...

The Pot Thickens If you work in and around law enforcement, it’s probably...

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Out Damned Spot! Out, I Say! When it comes to planning ahead, sometimes it helps to...

That’ll Do New Zealand It seems that the New Zealand media has labeled this...

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Signing Your Own Arrest Warrant You have to wonder the logic of some criminals. Or...

The Dumb People’s Court It’s never a good idea to piss off a court...

You Can Judge a Man By the Content of His Finger I honestly believe that the universe allows every human being...

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Fast Moving Violations How do you rack up 15 moving violations in 11...

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They’re Not So Sharpie When we were kids, sniffing markers was the closest thing...

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A Bicycle Built for a Boob Bike riding must be a hard sport. I say must...

Asleep at the Wheel It’s always a good idea to make sure you get...

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Deposit Your Brains at the Bank Banks are such stressful places. You’re herded into long lines...

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Missing Something? Other Than a Brain… No matter how many times this happens, it still never...

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Daddy Du’h Care People who have to take care of one child must...

Call of the Weird This kind of thing happens so many times that I’m...

You’re No Fun Anymore Note to self: judges are not “Monty Python” fans. A...

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Fast Moving Violations How do you rack up 15 moving violations in 11...

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If This Van’s a Smokin’, Somebody’s Tokin’ You would think the police officer exams that are administered...

When I Think About You, I Punch Myself You ever hear the expression, “I did something so stupid...

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See You Next Thursday When you repeat yourself, you also repeat your mistakes, like...

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Knowing is Half the Battle Once and for all, for the last time, I’m not...

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