http://www.dumbcriminals.com We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Sun, 29 Jan 2012 03:49:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/guns/what-else-ya-got-in-there/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/guns/what-else-ya-got-in-there/#comments Sun, 15 Jan 2012 02:59:33 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2649

JK Babes U Kno I Luv U Did you know that we take out our anger on...

I’m All For Innovation, But… Some people just don’t know how to take care of...

Fashionable AND Practical It’s really no fun being a scapegoat. Actually, I doubt...

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Steel Mor Milk People in mascot costumes are just obnoxious, aren’t they? Or...

I’m Watching You….No, Like, Really, I Am You know what’s a major bummer? When the thing you’re...

Exactly How The Pilgrims Did It If you’ve been visiting us for a while, you probably...

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So How Was School Today? Sometimes you look at a teacher, and all you can...

Burning Passion Relationships can be really difficult, can’t they? No matter if...

God’s Watching The Apples Sometimes, little kids are right about things…for example, church really...

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Man’s Best Friend? Admit it, you’ve found yourself talking to animals at least...

God’s Watching The Apples Sometimes, little kids are right about things…for example, church really...

But You Didn’t Even Finish Counting… It occurred to me, while watching one of my favorite...

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Should’ve Put A Ring On It Somewhere, there’s probably an officially archived list of things NOT...

So, Exactly What Kind of Business Was He Running? Don’t you wish it was easier to get that special...

Where’s The Beef? While journeying through your teenage years, I have no doubt...

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Should’ve Put A Ring On It Somewhere, there’s probably an officially archived list of things NOT...

Guess She Just Couldn’t Nail The Tango… Everyone’s entitled to their own opinion.  I have a feeling...

Please, Silence Your Handguns Movie theaters aren’t always the most pleasant places on Earth....

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Feed Me, Seymour Sometimes people get WAY too hungry. Even though it’s Christmas...

It’s Okay, We’re Authorized Hypocrites just drive you nuts, don’t they? They’re almost as...

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Scary Dairy The economy is pretty whacked out these days. Everyone is...

No, That Was My Identical Twin! If you’re a big-time Spiderman junkie, you’re probably familiar with...

Exactly How The Pilgrims Did It If you’ve been visiting us for a while, you probably...

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Armed Robbery….Kinda Most of the criminals on this website seem to be...

What Not To Wear: Criminal Edition The things people wear never cease to amaze me. And...

I’m Watching You….No, Like, Really, I Am You know what’s a major bummer? When the thing you’re...

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I Think I’ll Stick To Burger Time… One of the greatest mysteries presented over and over to...

Pounding Your Meat? So, it’s been made understood that men only want one...

Not REAL Royalty Some people don’t quite live in the 21st century, do...

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Gosh, Was It Not OBVIOUS?! Did you know that, technically, anything around you can be...

It’s Okay, We’re Authorized Hypocrites just drive you nuts, don’t they? They’re almost as...

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Okay, So Tell Us How You REALLY Feel So…we all know that embarrassing feeling when you accidentally text...

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Gosh, Was It Not OBVIOUS?! Did you know that, technically, anything around you can be...

One-piece, Bikini, or Full-Body Armor? With the end of summer approaching, people get a little...

I Call Patches to the Stand! I have a lot of sympathy for dogs. Not just...

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But You Didn’t Even Finish Counting… It occurred to me, while watching one of my favorite...

Fish ‘N Chips Some crimes sound a little too dumb to be true....

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Pissed-at-Men Syndrome It’s funny, the thing teenagers get worked up over. So,...

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It’s Seared, Not Burnt Everyone should learn to cook, right? You don’t want to...

You Can’t Catch Me, I’m The Crazy Cake Woman! Today, it seems like you can’t turn on the TV...

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