Son of a Gun
Friday, September 18th, 2009 • Filed under Drugs, Guns • Comment
Guns and drugs don’t mix. In fact, soccer cleats and space walks go together better.
A guy applying for a handgun license got busted for drug possession at the same time, according to the Paladium Item.
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Shoot to Serve
Friday, July 31st, 2009 • Filed under Guns • 5 Comments
Working at a restaurant must be hard. There are so many nuisances you have to deal with everyday: the unruly customers, the physical demands, the armed and dangerous floor manager.
The manager of an IHOP reportedly used the threat of gunfire to motivate his staff, according to the Asbury Park Press.
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Jerk in the Box
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009 • Filed under Corrupt Cops, Guns • 3 Comments
Why would anyone eat fast food? Better yet, why would anyone want it faster? If it tastes that bad fast, imagine what it’s like when you’re doing a rush job of it.
One cop in Denver didn’t care how long it took evidenced by the gun he pulled on a clerk because they weren’t filling his order fast enough, according to the Denver Post.
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Bat Beats Toy
Friday, July 10th, 2009 • Filed under Guns, Robberies • Comment
Never bring a toy gun to a bat fight.
A man who tried to rob a store with a fake gun was chased off by a clerk with a very real cricket bat, according to the AP.
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Number Dumb…With a Bullet
Friday, March 20th, 2009 • Filed under Guns • 1 Comment
Guns and courthouses don’t mix. Just like fire and dynamite, Pop Rocks and Waffles and strip clubs and first dates.
A woman who turned up for court to face assault and theft charges also got weapon charges tacked on to her record, according to the .
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A Not-So-Capitol Idea
Tuesday, February 10th, 2009 • Filed under Guns, Other • 4 Comments
People who go out of their way to make a threat against a political leader known to people who have the ability to throw you in jail is stupid. Not knowing your basic civics at the same time is the topper.
One man learned that the President doesn’t actually work in the Capitol building the hard way, according to CNN.
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Holy Shift!
Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 • Filed under Cars, Guns, Theft • 12 Comments
If someone told you that someone tried to steal a car but didn’t know how to drive it, the very moment of trying to fathom the level of stupidity we have reached at this day and age would probably make your head explode. Well, get ready to put down some newspapers.
A guy who didn’t know how to drive a manual car tried to steal a manual car, according to UPI.
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Things Fall Apart
Friday, August 8th, 2008 • Filed under Banks, Guns, Robberies • 7 Comments
It looks like this bank robber just went to pieces. This bank robber’s plan just fell completely apart. I guess this robber’s chances just slip through his fingers and shattered into a million pieces. I’ll stop now.
According to WBNS, a bank robber dropped his gun and broke it during a robbery in Ohio.
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