Dumb Criminals » Kidnappings http://www.dumbcriminals.com We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Thu, 25 Feb 2010 09:03:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Knowing is Half the Battle http://www.dumbcriminals.com/kidnappings/knowing-is-half-the-battle/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/kidnappings/knowing-is-half-the-battle/#comments Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:21:13 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2156
  • Half-Wit, Full Moon There is never a reason you should ever moon a...
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  • ID Stands for “Is Dumb” Banks are naturally stressful places. They create more unwanted headaches...
  • Craigslisted The Internet has become both a burden and a blessing....
  • ID Theft Stands for “Is Dumb” It’s too bad that identity thieves can’t also steal the...
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  • Asleep at the Wheel It’s always a good idea to make sure you get...
  • You Can’t Spell “Terrible Decision Maker” Without A-T-M Banks are a huge pain in the ass. Especially these...
  • Out Damned Spot! Out, I Say! When it comes to planning ahead, sometimes it helps to...
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  • Lost Without a Clue If you’re ever lost and are unable to find your...
  • Paying the Toll It’s easy to forget just how much of our society...
  • Caught Crapping on Camera It never ceases to amaze me why some criminals don’t...
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  • Not Without My Pants Say what you will about this turd in the gene...
  • We’ve Found the Missing Link Few disguises actually make me laugh out of loud, for...
  • A C4 Block Short of a Bomb Terrorism is a scary threat, whether you call it terrorism...
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  • A Dirty Shame People really don’t pay attention anymore. It’s a wonder large...
  • Number Dumb…With a Bullet Guns and courthouses don’t mix. Just like fire and dynamite,...
  • They’re Not So Sharpie When we were kids, sniffing markers was the closest thing...
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  • Catching Hell for Your Cell Cell phones are great. They give us instant access to...
  • One Dropped Call How many times do we have to report this before...
  • Your Stuff is on Fire, LOL As frustrating as cell phones are, I still love them....
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  • Son of a Gun Guns and drugs don’t mix. In fact, soccer cleats and...
  • Without Clothes or Brains There’s nothing wrong with stripping. It’s a fun, free and...
  • What Would Jesus File? It’s tax season again. So if you don’t file them...
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  • Loud is Not Allowed People who drive with their car radios turned up so...
  • Not So Bright Why do so many people who break the law feel...
  • Window Pains Normally, there is nothing funny about a deadly drive-by shooting,...
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  • A Couple of Doorknobs I’m no prohibitionist, but why do they serve so much...
  • Knowing is Half the Battle Once and for all, for the last time, I’m not...
  • We Couldn’t Find an Image for This Story That We Could Live With Posting Just read the story and this world will make sense,...
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  • Out Damned Spot! Out, I Say! When it comes to planning ahead, sometimes it helps to...
  • One Dropped Call How many times do we have to report this before...
  • Catching Hell for Your Cell Cell phones are great. They give us instant access to...
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  • The Wrong Cab It’s always good to know exactly who is giving you...
  • No Words Can Adequately Describe The Shock You’ll Experience When Read This Story of a Woman Who Had Sex With a Dog That’s not a joke or some kind of witty way...
  • Call of the Weird This kind of thing happens so many times that I’m...
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  • Not-So-Fun Run Fun runs are important. They provide awareness to an important...
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  • Take the Money and Run Running is a wonderful exercise. Doing it with a stolen...
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