Dumb Criminals » Kidnappings http://www.dumbcriminals.com We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Wed, 16 Jun 2010 17:20:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Knowing is Half the Battle http://www.dumbcriminals.com/kidnappings/knowing-is-half-the-battle/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/kidnappings/knowing-is-half-the-battle/#comments Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:21:13 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2156
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