http://www.dumbcriminals.com We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Sun, 29 Jan 2012 03:49:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/kidnappings/ma%e2%80%99am-your-groceries-are-swimming/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/kidnappings/ma%e2%80%99am-your-groceries-are-swimming/#comments Sat, 21 May 2011 16:44:26 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2449 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/kidnappings/ma%e2%80%99am-your-groceries-are-swimming/feed/ 0 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/kidnappings/knowing-is-half-the-battle/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/kidnappings/knowing-is-half-the-battle/#comments Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:21:13 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2156

Where’s The Beef? While journeying through your teenage years, I have no doubt...

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Oh, And You’re Fired Old people can get a little crazy, can’t they? I...

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I’m Watching You….No, Like, Really, I Am You know what’s a major bummer? When the thing you’re...

Fish ‘N Chips Some crimes sound a little too dumb to be true....

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Just Slept Through My Alarm… Sleeping on the job is probably never a good idea....

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Where’s The Beef? While journeying through your teenage years, I have no doubt...

Hungry? Justice is Served! There’s no denying that eating is a necessity. Maybe even...

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Man’s Best Friend? Admit it, you’ve found yourself talking to animals at least...

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So When Does The Movie Come Out? Although fiction and non-fiction are two complete opposites, it’s not...

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Armed Robbery….Kinda Most of the criminals on this website seem to be...

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So, Exactly What Kind of Business Was He Running? Don’t you wish it was easier to get that special...

iDiots Going along with the technology theme…what is the big deal...

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Armed Robbery….Kinda Most of the criminals on this website seem to be...

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Gosh, Was It Not OBVIOUS?! Did you know that, technically, anything around you can be...

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