Dumb Criminals: Kidnappings

Two masked gunmen burst into a house wearing T-shirts marked police. They tied up a woman and two of her children with duct tape. They demanded to know where a “Joe” was. When the woman said he did not live there, the two said “Oops we have the wrong house.” In the back of the house, the woman’s other child had called the police. When the men walked outside, they were quickly arrested.

In Rochester a man runs out of gas, and is covered in blood. He flags down a police car. When the police come he starts running. The police search his car and find a dead, bloody body. They send helicopters out and find him at 3:13 AM in the morning.

Some guy broke into a woman’s home and glued his foot to her face. They then had to drive to the hospital to have it surgically removed. He was of course arrested after the surgery was over.