Dumb Criminals » Murderers http://www.dumbcriminals.com We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Sat, 04 Feb 2012 03:40:17 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Crayons, Stat! http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/crayons-stat/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/crayons-stat/#comments Sat, 12 Nov 2011 16:17:47 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2598
  • At Least She Doesn’t Sparkle Judging from my observations, the hype for the release of...
  • Livin’ In The Fridge It’s a pretty tough call between which is better, a...
  • Fashionable AND Practical It’s really no fun being a scapegoat. Actually, I doubt...
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  • Stay Together for the Lizards Sucks being stuck in the middle, doesn’t it? Nobody wants...
  • “Stay Away From Jazz and Liquor” Some rules seem completely unnecessary. Having lived through ALL of...
  • But He HAS His License! As long as I can remember, I’ve always wanted a...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/and-stay-away-from-my-indy-whip/feed/ 3     Been A Pleasu–BAM! http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/been-a-pleasu-bam/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/been-a-pleasu-bam/#comments Fri, 04 Nov 2011 00:05:32 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2594
  • They Said I Could Be Anything, So I Became Laundry Kids can be a lot of work. In fact, they’ve...
  • Armed Robbery….Kinda Most of the criminals on this website seem to be...
  • Just Slept Through My Alarm… Sleeping on the job is probably never a good idea....
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  • “Stay Away From Jazz and Liquor” Some rules seem completely unnecessary. Having lived through ALL of...
  • And Stay Away From My Indy Whip Okay. I apologize to all you George Lucas nuts out...
  • I Call Patches to the Stand! I have a lot of sympathy for dogs. Not just...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/stay-together-for-the-lizards/feed/ 1     Dear Diary http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/dear-diary/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/dear-diary/#comments Fri, 01 Jul 2011 15:07:13 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2483
  • I’m All For Innovation, But… Some people just don’t know how to take care of...
  • Did the World Prepare for THAT? Contrary to what seems to be popular belief, celebrities are...
  • Been A Pleasu–BAM! People are always weird about money, it seems. “Hey Jeff,...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/dear-diary/feed/ 0     What, This? No, It’s Just Chicken Pox! http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/what-this-no-it%e2%80%99s-just-chicken-pox/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/what-this-no-it%e2%80%99s-just-chicken-pox/#comments Wed, 27 Apr 2011 01:07:47 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2430
  • So When Does The Movie Come Out? Although fiction and non-fiction are two complete opposites, it’s not...
  • Stay Together for the Lizards Sucks being stuck in the middle, doesn’t it? Nobody wants...
  • “I Understand You’re A Man Who Knows How To Get Things” Isn’t the whole point of jail to be more or...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/what-this-no-it%e2%80%99s-just-chicken-pox/feed/ 0     So When Does The Movie Come Out? http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/so-when-does-the-movie-come-out/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/so-when-does-the-movie-come-out/#comments Sat, 09 Apr 2011 17:20:21 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2410
  • And Stay Away From My Indy Whip Okay. I apologize to all you George Lucas nuts out...
  • Fish ‘N Chips Some crimes sound a little too dumb to be true....
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/so-when-does-the-movie-come-out/feed/ 0     Maybe He Overslept on His Deathbed http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/maybe-he-overslept-on-his-deathbed/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/maybe-he-overslept-on-his-deathbed/#comments Mon, 15 Jun 2009 09:21:22 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=1889
  • What, This? No, It’s Just Chicken Pox! You know what would make me look REALLY cool? A...
  • Hungry? Justice is Served! There’s no denying that eating is a necessity. Maybe even...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/maybe-he-overslept-on-his-deathbed/feed/ 16     Chalk Another One Up for Darwin http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/chalk-another-one-up-for-darwin/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/chalk-another-one-up-for-darwin/#comments Mon, 29 Dec 2008 05:10:27 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=1424 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/chalk-another-one-up-for-darwin/feed/ 2 Your Guilt is Written All Over Your Face http://www.dumbcriminals.com/assaults/your-guilt-is-written-all-over-your-face/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/assaults/your-guilt-is-written-all-over-your-face/#comments Fri, 15 Aug 2008 05:26:11 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=1230
  • What, This? No, It’s Just Chicken Pox! You know what would make me look REALLY cool? A...
  • Been A Pleasu–BAM! People are always weird about money, it seems. “Hey Jeff,...
  • What Not To Wear: Criminal Edition The things people wear never cease to amaze me. And...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/assaults/your-guilt-is-written-all-over-your-face/feed/ 7     Shooting Yourself in the Foot…and Missing http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/shooting-yourself-in-the-footand-missing/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/shooting-yourself-in-the-footand-missing/#comments Wed, 06 Aug 2008 07:44:32 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=1201
  • Pissed-at-Men Syndrome It’s funny, the thing teenagers get worked up over. So,...
  • I Think I’ll Stick To Burger Time… One of the greatest mysteries presented over and over to...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/shooting-yourself-in-the-footand-missing/feed/ 10     What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You More Prosecutable http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/what-doesnt-kill-you-makes-you-more-prosecutable/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/what-doesnt-kill-you-makes-you-more-prosecutable/#comments Mon, 09 Jun 2008 07:05:46 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=1140
  • Gosh, Was It Not OBVIOUS?! Did you know that, technically, anything around you can be...
  • Clearly, Nobody’s Home Acting is always a good talent to have and develop....
  • “Like” This? Confession time! Like many others on the planet, I am...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/what-doesnt-kill-you-makes-you-more-prosecutable/feed/ 6     World’s Smallest Violin http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/worlds-smallest-violin-3/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/worlds-smallest-violin-3/#comments Thu, 07 Dec 2006 13:51:49 +0000 Ravenwood http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/worlds-smallest-violin-3/
  • “I Understand You’re A Man Who Knows How To Get Things” Isn’t the whole point of jail to be more or...
  • “Stay Away From Jazz and Liquor” Some rules seem completely unnecessary. Having lived through ALL of...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/worlds-smallest-violin-3/feed/ 11     Neighbor Got Your Tongue? http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/neighbor-got-your-tongue/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/neighbor-got-your-tongue/#comments Tue, 04 Jul 2006 17:52:14 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/neighbor-got-your-tongue/
  • “Stay Away From Jazz and Liquor” Some rules seem completely unnecessary. Having lived through ALL of...
  • “I Understand You’re A Man Who Knows How To Get Things” Isn’t the whole point of jail to be more or...
  • Okay, So Tell Us How You REALLY Feel So…we all know that embarrassing feeling when you accidentally text...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/neighbor-got-your-tongue/feed/ 2     You Can’t Spell “Dumb Criminal” Without D-N-A http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/you-cant-spell-dumb-criminal-without-d-n-a/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/murderers/you-cant-spell-dumb-criminal-without-d-n-a/#comments Sun, 26 Feb 2006 07:49:29 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/dumb-criminals/you-cant-spell-dumb-criminal-without-d-n-a/
  • What, This? No, It’s Just Chicken Pox! You know what would make me look REALLY cool? A...
  • What Not To Wear: Criminal Edition The things people wear never cease to amaze me. And...
  • Down The Toilet…With the Rest of Your Criminal Career Germs…yuck. Although I’m sure you’re not the kind of person...
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