Dumb Criminals » News Links http://www.dumbcriminals.com We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Sun, 29 Jan 2012 03:49:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Dumbcriminals.com Scores Some Cyber Ink! http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/dumbcriminalscom-scores-some-cyber-ink/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/dumbcriminalscom-scores-some-cyber-ink/#comments Thu, 24 Aug 2006 05:59:27 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/dumbcriminalscom-scores-some-cyber-ink/
  • Okay, So Tell Us How You REALLY Feel So…we all know that embarrassing feeling when you accidentally text...
  • Clearly, Nobody’s Home Acting is always a good talent to have and develop....
  • “Who Ya Gonna Call?” I’ve recently come to the decision that prank calls are...
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  • Down The Toilet…With the Rest of Your Criminal Career Germs…yuck. Although I’m sure you’re not the kind of person...
  • Scary Dairy The economy is pretty whacked out these days. Everyone is...
  • Don’t Put THAT Through the Laundry Pockets have got to be the world’s greatest invention. Where...
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  • Armed Robbery….Kinda Most of the criminals on this website seem to be...
  • Masks Are Too Mainstream… We all know people who are ashamed of their looks....
  • Okay, So Tell Us How You REALLY Feel So…we all know that embarrassing feeling when you accidentally text...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/no-napping-on-the-job/feed/ 0     Take anything you want, but please don’t suck my toes! http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/take-anything-you-want-but-please-dont-suck-my-toes/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/take-anything-you-want-but-please-dont-suck-my-toes/#comments Tue, 15 Nov 2005 04:39:32 +0000 TroySmith http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/take-anything-you-want-but-please-dont-suck-my-toes/
  • But You Didn’t Even Finish Counting… It occurred to me, while watching one of my favorite...
  • Make Yourself At Home Being a host is so stressful. First, you have to...
  • Just Slept Through My Alarm… Sleeping on the job is probably never a good idea....
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/take-anything-you-want-but-please-dont-suck-my-toes/feed/ 3     Caught with his pants down. http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/caught-with-his-pants-down/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/caught-with-his-pants-down/#comments Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:28:43 +0000 TroySmith http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/caught-with-his-pants-down/
  • But You Didn’t Even Finish Counting… It occurred to me, while watching one of my favorite...
  • “You Have My Permission to Ruin Us Financially” Credit cards are great, aren’t they? There’s nothing like paying...
  • Make Yourself At Home Being a host is so stressful. First, you have to...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/caught-with-his-pants-down/feed/ 0     How do you like the way my lawn looks now? http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/how-do-you-like-the-way-my-lawn-looks-now/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/how-do-you-like-the-way-my-lawn-looks-now/#comments Wed, 12 Oct 2005 08:16:11 +0000 TroySmith http://www.dumbcriminals.com/uncategorized/how-do-you-like-the-way-my-lawn-looks-now/
  • I Might Even Have A Coupon Some people advertise WAY too much. Yes, I know you’re...
  • Stick It To The Man Food for thought: Maybe the crime is completely acceptable, and...
  • They Said I Could Be Anything, So I Became Laundry Kids can be a lot of work. In fact, they’ve...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/how-do-you-like-the-way-my-lawn-looks-now/feed/ 4     You don’t have to be sophisticated to be a … http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/you-don%e2%80%99t-have-to-be-sophisticated-to-be-a/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/you-don%e2%80%99t-have-to-be-sophisticated-to-be-a/#comments Thu, 15 Sep 2005 00:33:14 +0000 TroySmith http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/you-don%e2%80%99t-have-to-be-sophisticated-to-be-a/
  • Fish ‘N Chips Some crimes sound a little too dumb to be true....
  • Ma’am, Your Groceries Are Swimming Some people are absolutely CRAZY about saving money. My parents,...
  • “It’s Coming From INSIDE THE HOUSE!” Is it just me, or has technology grown to be...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/you-don%e2%80%99t-have-to-be-sophisticated-to-be-a/feed/ 1     Gas Thief Escapes on Tricycle http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/gas-thief-escapes-on-tricycle/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/gas-thief-escapes-on-tricycle/#comments Fri, 26 Aug 2005 13:20:54 +0000 Ravenwood http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=438
  • Wax On, Wax Off Wild animals are pretty scary. I mean, I’m sure not...
  • Burning Passion Relationships can be really difficult, can’t they? No matter if...
  • Broken Heart, Broken Windows Old couples can be really cute. They remind you that...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/gas-thief-escapes-on-tricycle/feed/ 1     Man barks at post office employee http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/man-barks-at-and-then-attacks-post-office-employee/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/man-barks-at-and-then-attacks-post-office-employee/#comments Fri, 19 Aug 2005 19:31:09 +0000 TroySmith http://www.dumbcriminals.com/uncategorized/man-barks-at-and-then-attacks-post-office-employee/
  • One-piece, Bikini, or Full-Body Armor? With the end of summer approaching, people get a little...
  • “Like” This? Confession time! Like many others on the planet, I am...
  • It’s Seared, Not Burnt Everyone should learn to cook, right? You don’t want to...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/man-barks-at-and-then-attacks-post-office-employee/feed/ 0     funny money http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/funny-money/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/funny-money/#comments Thu, 18 Aug 2005 23:20:28 +0000 TroySmith http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/funny-money/
  • Rap and Crime, How Typical Teens have such an attitude, don’t they? They think they...
  • Fish ‘N Chips Some crimes sound a little too dumb to be true....
  • Oh, And You’re Fired Old people can get a little crazy, can’t they? I...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/funny-money/feed/ 1     Man arrested for trying to break into jail http://www.dumbcriminals.com/other/man-arrested-for-trying-to-break-into-jail/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/other/man-arrested-for-trying-to-break-into-jail/#comments Sat, 23 Jul 2005 16:31:58 +0000 TroySmith http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=284
  • Family is Family Ahh, sibling rivalry. It’s been in place since the two...
  • Pissed-at-Men Syndrome It’s funny, the thing teenagers get worked up over. So,...
  • “I Understand You’re A Man Who Knows How To Get Things” Isn’t the whole point of jail to be more or...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/other/man-arrested-for-trying-to-break-into-jail/feed/ 0     Dumb and Dumber http://www.dumbcriminals.com/banks/dumb-and-dumber/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/banks/dumb-and-dumber/#comments Sat, 23 Jul 2005 16:31:36 +0000 TroySmith http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=283
  • “You Have My Permission to Ruin Us Financially” Credit cards are great, aren’t they? There’s nothing like paying...
  • Family is Family Ahh, sibling rivalry. It’s been in place since the two...
  • Why So Serious? As a little kid, wasn’t everything WAY funnier when you...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/banks/dumb-and-dumber/feed/ 2     Not the Brightest Tech Firm http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/not-the-brightest-tech-firm/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/news-links/not-the-brightest-tech-firm/#comments Thu, 21 Jul 2005 06:06:30 +0000 TroySmith http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=281
  • I’m Watching You….No, Like, Really, I Am You know what’s a major bummer? When the thing you’re...
  • I’m High On…Your Pets At some point in everyone’s life, I’m sure something will...
  • Jack and Sally Okay, someone needs to explain to me what is suddenly...
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  • Oh, And You’re Fired Old people can get a little crazy, can’t they? I...
  • Ma’am, Your Groceries Are Swimming Some people are absolutely CRAZY about saving money. My parents,...
  • The Family Who Eats Together… Women can get a little crazy over their food. If...
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