Dumb Criminals » Other http://www.dumbcriminals.com We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Thu, 25 Feb 2010 09:03:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 You Can Judge a Man By the Content of His Finger http://www.dumbcriminals.com/other/you-can-judge-a-man-by-the-content-of-his-finger/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/other/you-can-judge-a-man-by-the-content-of-his-finger/#comments Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:53:15 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2226
  • You’re No Fun Anymore Note to self: judges are not “Monty Python” fans. A...
  • Half-Wit, Full Moon There is never a reason you should ever moon a...
  • A Bum Bums a Ride to Court What’s the worst way to get to court for your...
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  • You Can Judge a Man By the Content of His Finger I honestly believe that the universe allows every human being...
  • The World’s Dumbest Break-In Most criminals break into houses, stores and orphanages. Some really...
  • Half-Wit, Full Moon There is never a reason you should ever moon a...
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  • Dumb Caught on Tape Here’s a tip: if you’re low on intelligence, don’t try...
  • Caught in a Lineup Lines just seem to permeate our whole world. There are...
  • You’re No Fun Anymore Note to self: judges are not “Monty Python” fans. A...
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  • World’s Best Burglarizing Dad It’s good that in these days of non-stop video game...
  • Loud is Not Allowed People who drive with their car radios turned up so...
  • You Can’t Spell “Terrible Decision Maker” Without A-T-M Banks are a huge pain in the ass. Especially these...
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  • Think Outside the Brain It’s no surprise that America has an unhealthy attitude with...
  • Fake Out Another fake cop gets in trouble for being a fake...
  • Half-Wit, Full Moon There is never a reason you should ever moon a...
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  • A Bicycle Built for a Boob Bike riding must be a hard sport. I say must...
  • Pedal to the Mental Why do so many dumb criminals forget to plan the...
  • Handicapped in the Head You have to wonder the logic of some people this...
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  • Lack of Intelligence Theft Thanks to the increasing accessibility and widespread use of computer,...
  • ID Stands for “Is Dumb” Banks are naturally stressful places. They create more unwanted headaches...
  • Drop the Dead Dog This story came to our attention from a reader who...
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  • You’re No Fun Anymore Note to self: judges are not “Monty Python” fans. A...
  • A Real Dog Lover Some cases not only defy description, they really don’t require...
  • Bat Beats Toy Never bring a toy gun to a bat fight. A...
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  • If This Van’s a Smokin’, Somebody’s Tokin’ You would think the police officer exams that are administered...
  • Daddy Du’h Care People who have to take care of one child must...
  • Eating on the Run This society has got to stop the gotta have it...
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  • The Naked Truth Getting caught with your pants down is one thing. Not...
  • Not Without My Pants Say what you will about this turd in the gene...
  • Always Dress for Success It’s important to always remember that the right clothes make...
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  • A Picture is Worth a Thousand Dollar Fine I don’t know about you but I hate getting my...
  • Making a Scene of the Crime The worst thing anyone can do is repeat themselves. But...
  • No Words Can Adequately Describe The Shock You’ll Experience When Read This Story of a Woman Who Had Sex With a Dog That’s not a joke or some kind of witty way...
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  • Your Stuff is on Fire, LOL As frustrating as cell phones are, I still love them....
  • One Impaired Driver Drinking impairs your judgment, numbs your senses and reduce your...
  • Fake Out Another fake cop gets in trouble for being a fake...
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  • Man and Car on Fire Drinking and driving is never a good idea. Drinking and...
  • Your Stuff is on Fire, LOL As frustrating as cell phones are, I still love them....
  • Lack of Intelligence Theft Thanks to the increasing accessibility and widespread use of computer,...
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  • No Words Can Adequately Describe The Shock You’ll Experience When Read This Story of a Woman Who Had Sex With a Dog That’s not a joke or some kind of witty way...
  • Suspended Logic Police usually frown on drunk driving. This incident probably made...
  • Out Damned Spot! Out, I Say! When it comes to planning ahead, sometimes it helps to...
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  • Under a Full Moon For some weird reason, moving cars, bare buttocks and the...
  • You’re No Fun Anymore Note to self: judges are not “Monty Python” fans. A...
  • You Can Judge a Man By the Content of His Finger I honestly believe that the universe allows every human being...
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  • Hitching a Ride to Prison I’ve never understood the concept of hitchhiking as something other...
  • The World’s Dumbest Break-In Most criminals break into houses, stores and orphanages. Some really...
  • Slumped in the Saddle Ever break a law you didn’t know existed? You are...
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  • Break-In Becomes Turned-In Police officers have a very difficult job. At least this...
  • If At First You Don’t Succeed, Break-In Again Crooks leaving their personal information at the scene of their...
  • World’s Dumbest Dad Fathers’ day is just around the corner, so don’t forget...
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  • Making a Beer Run No one should drink and drive. The police usually don’t...
  • Where There’s Smoke, There’s Pot Safety is job one here at DumbCriminals HQ. We have...
  • Knowing is Half the Battle Once and for all, for the last time, I’m not...
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  • You Can’t Spell “Terrible Decision Maker” Without A-T-M Banks are a huge pain in the ass. Especially these...
  • Number Dumb…With a Bullet Guns and courthouses don’t mix. Just like fire and dynamite,...
  • Loud is Not Allowed People who drive with their car radios turned up so...
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  • Cop (and Brain) and a Half It’s hard to understand the logic of people who impersonate...
  • Check, Check, Check the Police Cops are people too! If you prick them, do they...
  • A Bicycle Built for a Boob Bike riding must be a hard sport. I say must...
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