See You in Health
Tuesday, August 11th, 2009 • Filed under Other • Comment
The health care debate is raging in this country and with good reason. The stress health care creates just creates more illness and the health care industry swoops in to charge more and create more stress. It’s an indigestion Ponzi scheme.
Plus this fake nurse who went out of her way to pass herself off as one, according to NBCConnecticut.com, just created a whole lot more stress for a lot more people. The bill’s in the mail.
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The Naked Truth
Thursday, July 16th, 2009 • Filed under Other, Robberies • 6 Comments
Remember this because it’s true. The truth will always set you free, unlike this guy who is looking at hard time.
A naked man (not the one featured in the photo, mind you) who police caught running around a wilderness park made up a story about his clothes being robbed, according to the Lincoln Star Journal.
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A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Dollars in Fines
Tuesday, July 14th, 2009 • Filed under Drugs, Other • Comment
Pot makes you do some weird things, like forget stuff. Pot makes you do some weird things, like, uh, I forget.
One pot head busted by police has sued at a photo development place for providing police with photos of his growing farm after they developed his photos, according to the Canadian Press.
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Too Dumb to Dance
Monday, July 13th, 2009 • Filed under Other • Comment
You’ve got to love karma, unless you’re the person that karma is punishing in order to achieve total balance in the universe. Then karma is a bitch goddess.
That’s probably how these people view the unholy succubus because they are facing hard time for perjury charges for faking injuries in a car accident and lying about it on the stand during their subsequent lawsuit, according to Daily Mail.
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Role Playing with Fire
Monday, June 29th, 2009 • Filed under Other • 2 Comments
It’s always a good idea to spread some good words about your work if you’re looking to gain a little street cred for your job. It’s a bad idea to include fake explosive and a suicide bomb vest.
A British student spread the word that he was a terrorist so he could gain “a badge of honor,” according to the BBC.
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A Real Dog Lover
Sunday, June 14th, 2009 • Filed under Drunks, Other • 6 Comments
Some cases not only defy description, they really don’t require it. For instance, a woman was caught having sex with a dog.
Police caught the woman because she left some videos of her homemade dog porn on her computer, according to The Smoking Gun.
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Half-Wit, Full Moon
Thursday, June 11th, 2009 • Filed under Other • Comment
There is never a reason you should ever moon a federal court judge. Except maybe if the case involves your ass. I hope the prosecution would call mine “Exhibit Fabulous.”
A law lecturer accused of threatening court officials mooned a judge during her trial, according to the AAP Wire Service.
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World’s Dumbest Dad
Friday, June 5th, 2009 • Filed under Other • Comment
Fathers’ day is just around the corner, so don’t forget to tell the man responsible for bringing you into this world thank you for getting your mother so drunk that she would have let a Ford F150 get on top of her.
One father treated his son to a car-powered sled ride, according to the Daily Mail.
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