Dumb Criminals » Robberies http://www.dumbcriminals.com We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Wed, 16 Jun 2010 17:20:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 One Dropped Call http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/one-dropped-call/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/one-dropped-call/#comments Wed, 28 Oct 2009 08:57:00 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2213
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  • One Dropped Call How many times do we have to report this before...
  • Out Damned Spot! Out, I Say! When it comes to planning ahead, sometimes it helps to...
  • Super Steal Me Usually, we cover the insane and bizarre actions of criminals...
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  • That’s Not Write People who aren’t smart enough to know the difference between...
  • A Real Weiner We set our standards pretty low in this world. It...
  • Out Damned Spot! Out, I Say! When it comes to planning ahead, sometimes it helps to...
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  • ID Stands for “Is Dumb” Banks are naturally stressful places. They create more unwanted headaches...
  • See You Next Thursday When you repeat yourself, you also repeat your mistakes, like...
  • Deposit Your Brains at the Bank Banks are such stressful places. You’re herded into long lines...
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  • Super Steal Me Usually, we cover the insane and bizarre actions of criminals...
  • Under the Gun You shouldn’t take what doesn’t belong to you, especially if...
  • Driving with Logic Suspended Don’t give police a reason to pull you over. Some...
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  • Nuts! ...
  • ID Stands for “Is Dumb” Banks are naturally stressful places. They create more unwanted headaches...
  • See You Next Thursday When you repeat yourself, you also repeat your mistakes, like...
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  • One Dropped Call How many times do we have to report this before...
  • Your Stuff is on Fire, LOL As frustrating as cell phones are, I still love them....
  • Cripeslist Finally, the world has found a use for Craigslist that...
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  • Deposit Your Brains at the Bank Banks are such stressful places. You’re herded into long lines...
  • That’s Not Write People who aren’t smart enough to know the difference between...
  • ID Stands for “Is Dumb” Banks are naturally stressful places. They create more unwanted headaches...
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  • ID Theft Stands for “Is Dumb” It’s too bad that identity thieves can’t also steal the...
  • That’s Not Write People who aren’t smart enough to know the difference between...
  • Deposit Your Brains at the Bank Banks are such stressful places. You’re herded into long lines...
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  • Nuts! ...
  • See You Next Thursday When you repeat yourself, you also repeat your mistakes, like...
  • That’s Not Write People who aren’t smart enough to know the difference between...
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  • Under the Gun You shouldn’t take what doesn’t belong to you, especially if...
  • Deposit Your Brains at the Bank Banks are such stressful places. You’re herded into long lines...
  • Missing Something? Other Than a Brain… No matter how many times this happens, it still never...
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  • Not Without My Pants Say what you will about this turd in the gene...
  • A Bird in the Pants is Worth Two in the Pants I can’t think of many reasons why a man would...
  • That’ll Do New Zealand It seems that the New Zealand media has labeled this...
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  • Out Damned Spot! Out, I Say! When it comes to planning ahead, sometimes it helps to...
  • That’ll Do New Zealand It seems that the New Zealand media has labeled this...
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  • ID Stands for “Is Dumb” Banks are naturally stressful places. They create more unwanted headaches...
  • Slumped in the Saddle Ever break a law you didn’t know existed? You are...
  • You Can’t Spell “Big Stupid Morons” Without “G-P-S” It’s always important to plan ahead. You never know when...
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  • Totally Trucked The key to avoiding trouble is identifying problems. If the...
  • Cripeslist Finally, the world has found a use for Craigslist that...
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  • Deposit Your Brains at the Bank Banks are such stressful places. You’re herded into long lines...
  • The Lights Aren’t On Upstairs Emergency lights are designed to help important vehicles get through...
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  • ID Stands for “Is Dumb” Banks are naturally stressful places. They create more unwanted headaches...
  • Time and Time Again It’s a good thing this guy doesn’t fall under a...
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  • Saving Police the Effort Look out New Zealand. America is coming for ya. A...
  • Time and Time Again It’s a good thing this guy doesn’t fall under a...
  • Nuts! ...
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  • Time and Time Again It’s a good thing this guy doesn’t fall under a...
  • Driving While Inane Drinking and driving is never funny, but I’m willing to...
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