Dumb Criminals » Robberies http://www.dumbcriminals.com We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Sun, 29 Jan 2012 03:49:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Take Your Kid To “Work” http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/take-your-kid-to-work/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/take-your-kid-to-work/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 02:31:38 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2653
  • Where’s The Beef? While journeying through your teenage years, I have no doubt...
  • Down The Toilet…With the Rest of Your Criminal Career Germs…yuck. Although I’m sure you’re not the kind of person...
  • I Prefer Sue Sometimes I wonder what parents could possibly be thinking when...
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  • “It’s Coming From INSIDE THE HOUSE!” Is it just me, or has technology grown to be...
  • “Like” This? Confession time! Like many others on the planet, I am...
  • Masks Are Too Mainstream… We all know people who are ashamed of their looks....
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/tag-me-too/feed/ 2     Just Slept Through My Alarm… http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/just-slept-through-my-alarm/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/just-slept-through-my-alarm/#comments Tue, 06 Dec 2011 02:46:59 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2615
  • Your Mom It’s kind of awesome (but a little scary) when you...
  • Cliche Clue…De Ja Vu Hide-and-seek….the best childhood game ever invented. Unless, of course, you...
  • Armed Robbery….Kinda Most of the criminals on this website seem to be...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/just-slept-through-my-alarm/feed/ 0     Family is Family http://www.dumbcriminals.com/banks/family-is-family/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/banks/family-is-family/#comments Tue, 06 Dec 2011 02:38:19 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2613
  • The Family Who Eats Together… Women can get a little crazy over their food. If...
  • The Family Business Texting just really doesn’t get us anywhere, does it? Other...
  • Why So Serious? As a little kid, wasn’t everything WAY funnier when you...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/banks/family-is-family/feed/ 0     Masks Are Too Mainstream… http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/masks-are-too-mainstream/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/masks-are-too-mainstream/#comments Sun, 16 Oct 2011 01:21:39 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2559
  • “Streaming, Flaxen, Waxen” Throughout the entirely too large number of incidents involving failed...
  • Family is Family Ahh, sibling rivalry. It’s been in place since the two...
  • Why So Serious? As a little kid, wasn’t everything WAY funnier when you...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/masks-are-too-mainstream/feed/ 4     But You Didn’t Even Finish Counting… http://www.dumbcriminals.com/banks/but-you-didnt-even-finish-counting/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/banks/but-you-didnt-even-finish-counting/#comments Wed, 21 Sep 2011 01:47:25 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2544
  • The Family Business Texting just really doesn’t get us anywhere, does it? Other...
  • Okay, So Tell Us How You REALLY Feel So…we all know that embarrassing feeling when you accidentally text...
  • Just Slept Through My Alarm… Sleeping on the job is probably never a good idea....
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/banks/but-you-didnt-even-finish-counting/feed/ 0     Clearly, Nobody’s Home http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/clearly-nobodys-home/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/clearly-nobodys-home/#comments Tue, 02 Aug 2011 21:45:06 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2506
  • Make Yourself At Home Being a host is so stressful. First, you have to...
  • Oh, And You’re Fired Old people can get a little crazy, can’t they? I...
  • Hungry? Justice is Served! There’s no denying that eating is a necessity. Maybe even...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/clearly-nobodys-home/feed/ 0     iDiots http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/idiots/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/idiots/#comments Wed, 20 Jul 2011 22:48:33 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2494
  • No, That Was My Identical Twin! If you’re a big-time Spiderman junkie, you’re probably familiar with...
  • “It’s Coming From INSIDE THE HOUSE!” Is it just me, or has technology grown to be...
  • “Streaming, Flaxen, Waxen” Throughout the entirely too large number of incidents involving failed...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/idiots/feed/ 4     I’m High On…Your Pets http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/i%e2%80%99m-high-on%e2%80%a6your-pets/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/i%e2%80%99m-high-on%e2%80%a6your-pets/#comments Thu, 23 Jun 2011 00:35:33 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2475
  • I Call Patches to the Stand! I have a lot of sympathy for dogs. Not just...
  • You Can’t Catch Me, I’m The Crazy Cake Woman! Today, it seems like you can’t turn on the TV...
  • Silly Parents, Beer Is (NOT) For Kids Kids are trying to grow up WAY too fast these...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/i%e2%80%99m-high-on%e2%80%a6your-pets/feed/ 1     Your Mom http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/your-mom/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/your-mom/#comments Thu, 23 Jun 2011 00:30:53 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2471
  • And It’s Not Even Thanksgiving Yet As a kid, my belief in Santa Claus was always...
  • Why So Serious? As a little kid, wasn’t everything WAY funnier when you...
  • Stay Together for the Lizards Sucks being stuck in the middle, doesn’t it? Nobody wants...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/your-mom/feed/ 0     I’m Watching You….No, Like, Really, I Am http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/i%e2%80%99m-watching-you%e2%80%a6-no-like-really-i-am/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/i%e2%80%99m-watching-you%e2%80%a6-no-like-really-i-am/#comments Tue, 07 Jun 2011 18:35:28 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2467
  • God’s Watching The Apples Sometimes, little kids are right about things…for example, church really...
  • Masks Are Too Mainstream… We all know people who are ashamed of their looks....
  • “Streaming, Flaxen, Waxen” Throughout the entirely too large number of incidents involving failed...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/i%e2%80%99m-watching-you%e2%80%a6-no-like-really-i-am/feed/ 1     Okay, So Tell Us How You REALLY Feel http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/okay-so-tell-us-how-you-really-feel/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/okay-so-tell-us-how-you-really-feel/#comments Fri, 20 May 2011 01:09:38 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2447
  • Steel Mor Milk People in mascot costumes are just obnoxious, aren’t they? Or...
  • I’m Watching You….No, Like, Really, I Am You know what’s a major bummer? When the thing you’re...
  • Exactly How The Pilgrims Did It If you’ve been visiting us for a while, you probably...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/okay-so-tell-us-how-you-really-feel/feed/ 2     “You Have My Permission to Ruin Us Financially” http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/%e2%80%9cyou-have-my-permission-to-ruin-us-financially%e2%80%9d/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/%e2%80%9cyou-have-my-permission-to-ruin-us-financially%e2%80%9d/#comments Mon, 16 May 2011 22:37:47 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2444
  • And Remember To Floss At Least Once A Day… Although this website is dedicated to cretin criminals and foolish...
  • God’s Watching The Apples Sometimes, little kids are right about things…for example, church really...
  • Armed Robbery….Kinda Most of the criminals on this website seem to be...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/%e2%80%9cyou-have-my-permission-to-ruin-us-financially%e2%80%9d/feed/ 4     Pick-Up Lines Are Usually More Effective… http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/pick-up-lines-are-usually-more-effective%e2%80%a6/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/pick-up-lines-are-usually-more-effective%e2%80%a6/#comments Wed, 11 May 2011 02:03:03 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2440
  • Well, THAT’S Not a Pick-Up Line Some guys just won’t take no for an answer. Of...
  • Exactly How The Pilgrims Did It If you’ve been visiting us for a while, you probably...
  • Clearly, Nobody’s Home Acting is always a good talent to have and develop....
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/pick-up-lines-are-usually-more-effective%e2%80%a6/feed/ 0     “Streaming, Flaxen, Waxen” http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/%e2%80%9cstreaming-flaxen-waxen%e2%80%9d/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/%e2%80%9cstreaming-flaxen-waxen%e2%80%9d/#comments Sun, 08 May 2011 02:34:12 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2437
  • Masks Are Too Mainstream… We all know people who are ashamed of their looks....
  • I’m Watching You….No, Like, Really, I Am You know what’s a major bummer? When the thing you’re...
  • God’s Watching The Apples Sometimes, little kids are right about things…for example, church really...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/%e2%80%9cstreaming-flaxen-waxen%e2%80%9d/feed/ 1     Exactly How The Pilgrims Did It http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/exactly-how-the-pilgrims-did-it/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/exactly-how-the-pilgrims-did-it/#comments Wed, 04 May 2011 01:10:12 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2435
  • Don’t Put THAT Through the Laundry Pockets have got to be the world’s greatest invention. Where...
  • Just Slept Through My Alarm… Sleeping on the job is probably never a good idea....
  • Your Mom It’s kind of awesome (but a little scary) when you...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/exactly-how-the-pilgrims-did-it/feed/ 2     Steel Mor Milk http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/steel-mor-milk/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/steel-mor-milk/#comments Sat, 30 Apr 2011 22:37:29 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2432
  • Exactly How The Pilgrims Did It If you’ve been visiting us for a while, you probably...
  • iDiots Going along with the technology theme…what is the big deal...
  • Ma’am, Your Groceries Are Swimming Some people are absolutely CRAZY about saving money. My parents,...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/steel-mor-milk/feed/ 0     So, Exactly What Kind of Business Was He Running? http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/so-exactly-what-kind-of-business-was-he-running/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/so-exactly-what-kind-of-business-was-he-running/#comments Wed, 20 Apr 2011 01:49:52 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2424
  • The Family Business Texting just really doesn’t get us anywhere, does it? Other...
  • “Streaming, Flaxen, Waxen” Throughout the entirely too large number of incidents involving failed...
  • Clearly, Nobody’s Home Acting is always a good talent to have and develop....
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/so-exactly-what-kind-of-business-was-he-running/feed/ 0     Why So Serious? http://www.dumbcriminals.com/banks/why-so-serious/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/banks/why-so-serious/#comments Sat, 16 Apr 2011 02:07:13 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2422
  • Family is Family Ahh, sibling rivalry. It’s been in place since the two...
  • But You Didn’t Even Finish Counting… It occurred to me, while watching one of my favorite...
  • Hungry? Justice is Served! There’s no denying that eating is a necessity. Maybe even...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/banks/why-so-serious/feed/ 0     Hungry? Justice is Served! http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/hungry-justice-is-served/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/hungry-justice-is-served/#comments Fri, 25 Mar 2011 23:00:20 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2403
  • Why So Serious? As a little kid, wasn’t everything WAY funnier when you...
  • Family is Family Ahh, sibling rivalry. It’s been in place since the two...
  • Oh, And You’re Fired Old people can get a little crazy, can’t they? I...
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