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		<title>It&#8217;s Seared, Not Burnt</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2011 01:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cecilia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone should learn to cook, right? You don’t want to be that family who alternates between PB&#38;J sandwiches and chicken Mcnuggets as their constant nutritional income. Or worse, the family who throws parties and no one shows up, for fear of being either poisoned or disgusted into the next dimension.

One man in New York is [...]
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		<title>Jack and Sally</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 17:20:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cecilia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, someone needs to explain to me what is suddenly SO attractive about the undead. Personally, I would prefer a significant other who requires oxygen and has a pulse, but apparently, stone-cold, blood-sucking/brain-eating, sparkling monsters are the sexiest things ever to (NOT) exist.
According to WAPT, this guy took his fantasy a little too far. In [...]
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		<title>Door-to-Door Scamsman</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Apr 2006 04:28:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Abraham Lincoln once said, &#8220;You can fool some of the people some of the time, but not all of the people all of the time.&#8221; Sometimes, the one who&#8217;s being fooled is the one who thinks he&#8217;s doing the fooling but is actually being fooled himself. Ow, my head&#8230;
TOKYO (AFP) &#8211; A Japanese swindler truly [...]
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		<title>Funny Money</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/scams/funny-money-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:53:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a great line from the movie &#8220;Wall Street,&#8221; &#8220;The main thing about money&#8230;is that it makes you do things you don&#8217;t want to do.&#8221; Oliver Stone should have added, &#8220;and it don&#8217;t make you that much smarter either.&#8221; 
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) &#8211; The counterfeit money looked good, but there was one flaw. There&#8217;s no [...]
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		<title>Strife in the Fast Lane</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2006 05:17:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before I start this post, I vow I will not make any jokes using the word &#8220;dummy.&#8221; It is the most overused pun since &#8220;Poker? I hardly know her!&#8221;.
WESTMINSTER, Colo. (AP) &#8211; A motorist was arrested Thursday for driving in a high-occupancy vehicle lane with a mannequin dressed to look like a passenger, police said.
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		<title>Wendy&#8217;s Old Fashioned Handburgers</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2006 02:58:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember the woman in California who faked finding a severed human finger in her chili at Wendy&#8217;s? I wonder whatever happened to her? (insert harp flashback music and blur)&#8230;
 SAN JOSE, California (Reuters) &#8211; A couple [Anna Ayala and Jaime Plascencia] who planted a human finger in a bowl of chili at a Wendy&#8217;s fast [...]
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