<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Dumb Criminals &#187; Scams</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.dumbcriminals.com/stories/scams/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com</link>
	<description>We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week!</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 17:20:56 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Door-to-Door Scamsman</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/scams/door-to-door-scamsman-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/scams/door-to-door-scamsman-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Apr 2006 04:28:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Scams]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dumbcriminals.com/scams/door-to-door-scamsman-2/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Abraham Lincoln once said, &#8220;You can fool some of the people some of the time, but not all of the people all of the time.&#8221; Sometimes, the one who&#8217;s being fooled is the one who [...]


Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dirty-shame/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: A Dirty Shame'>A Dirty Shame</a> <small>People really don&#8217;t pay attention anymore. It&#8217;s a wonder large...</small></li><li><a href='http://www.dumbcriminals.com/banks/id-stands-for-is-dumb-5/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: ID Stands for &#8220;Is Dumb&#8221;'>ID Stands for &#8220;Is Dumb&#8221;</a> <small>Banks are naturally stressful places. They create more unwanted headaches...</small></li><li><a href='http://www.dumbcriminals.com/other/you-can-judge-a-man-by-the-content-of-his-finger/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: You Can Judge a Man By the Content of His Finger'>You Can Judge a Man By the Content of His Finger</a> <small>I honestly believe that the universe allows every human being...</small></li></ol>

Related posts brought to you by <a href='http://mitcho.com/code/yarpp/'>Yet Another Related Posts Plugin</a>.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/scams/door-to-door-scamsman-2/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Funny Money</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/scams/funny-money-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/scams/funny-money-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:53:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Forgery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fraud]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scams]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dumbcriminals.com/scams/funny-money-2/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a great line from the movie &#8220;Wall Street,&#8221; &#8220;The main thing about money&#8230;is that it makes you do things you don&#8217;t want to do.&#8221; Oliver Stone should have added, &#8220;and it don&#8217;t make you [...]


Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/paid-in-fool/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Paid in Fool'>Paid in Fool</a> <small>Bills suck. You work hard to pay them on time...</small></li><li><a href='http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/stop-me-if-youve-heard-this-one-before/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Stop Me If You&#8217;ve Heard This One Before&#8230;'>Stop Me If You&#8217;ve Heard This One Before&#8230;</a> <small>Two wrongs never make a right. And that doesn&#8217;t necessarily...</small></li><li><a href='http://www.dumbcriminals.com/other/cop-and-brain-and-a-half/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Cop (and Brain) and a Half'>Cop (and Brain) and a Half</a> <small>It&#8217;s hard to understand the logic of people who impersonate...</small></li></ol>

Related posts brought to you by <a href='http://mitcho.com/code/yarpp/'>Yet Another Related Posts Plugin</a>.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/scams/funny-money-2/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Strife in the Fast Lane</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/other/strife-in-the-fast-lane/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/other/strife-in-the-fast-lane/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2006 05:17:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Other]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scams]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dumbcriminals.com/other/strife-in-the-fast-lane/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Before I start this post, I vow I will not make any jokes using the word &#8220;dummy.&#8221; It is the most overused pun since &#8220;Poker? I hardly know her!&#8221;.
WESTMINSTER, Colo. (AP) &#8211; A motorist was [...]


Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/fast-moving-violations/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Fast Moving Violations'>Fast Moving Violations</a> <small>How do you rack up 15 moving violations in 11...</small></li><li><a href='http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/his-guilt-is-written-on-his-face/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: His Guilt is Written on His Face'>His Guilt is Written on His Face</a> <small>Some stories simply defy description. I hate them because they...</small></li><li><a href='http://www.dumbcriminals.com/other/cop-and-brain-and-a-half/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Cop (and Brain) and a Half'>Cop (and Brain) and a Half</a> <small>It&#8217;s hard to understand the logic of people who impersonate...</small></li></ol>

Related posts brought to you by <a href='http://mitcho.com/code/yarpp/'>Yet Another Related Posts Plugin</a>.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/other/strife-in-the-fast-lane/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Wendy&#8217;s Old Fashioned Handburgers</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/updates/wendys-old-fashioned-handburgers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/updates/wendys-old-fashioned-handburgers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2006 02:58:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Con-artists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Updates]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.dumbcriminals.com/updates/wendys-old-fashioned-handburgers/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Remember the woman in California who faked finding a severed human finger in her chili at Wendy&#8217;s? I wonder whatever happened to her? (insert harp flashback music and blur)&#8230;
 SAN JOSE, California (Reuters) &#8211; A [...]


Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://www.dumbcriminals.com/other/you-can-judge-a-man-by-the-content-of-his-finger/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: You Can Judge a Man By the Content of His Finger'>You Can Judge a Man By the Content of His Finger</a> <small>I honestly believe that the universe allows every human being...</small></li><li><a href='http://www.dumbcriminals.com/other/youre-no-fun-anymore/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: You&#8217;re No Fun Anymore'>You&#8217;re No Fun Anymore</a> <small>Note to self: judges are not &#8220;Monty Python&#8221; fans. A...</small></li><li><a href='http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/theyre-not-so-sharpie/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: They&#8217;re Not So Sharpie'>They&#8217;re Not So Sharpie</a> <small>When we were kids, sniffing markers was the closest thing...</small></li></ol>

Related posts brought to you by <a href='http://mitcho.com/code/yarpp/'>Yet Another Related Posts Plugin</a>.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/updates/wendys-old-fashioned-handburgers/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
