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		<title>What Else Ya Got In There?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 02:59:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cecilia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s amazing, all the things women can shove in their purses. Need a tissue? Here. Need an extra pair of socks? Here. Car low on gas? Here ya go. In need of some chicken pox vaccinations? They’re in here somewhere…

Another…slightly less…tasteful, um, area used to store things is a woman’s brasserie. Or bra, for those [...]
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		<title>Tastes Better With Salsa</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 22:19:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cecilia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, Christmas break is just wrapping up (no pun intended), and that means no more piles of seasonal junk food. In fact, most of our New Year’s resolutions probably involve shedding all those cookies chillin’ out around our waistline. My point is, like they’ve been teaching you since elementary school “health class”, junk food is [...]
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		<title>&#8220;I Understand You&#8217;re A Man Who Knows How To Get Things&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Feb 2011 03:33:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cecilia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Isn’t the whole point of jail to be more or less banned from illegal things? If you’re in there for murder, they’re not gonna let you bring in a whole bunch of guns. And if you’re a vandal, you can see goodbye to your spray-paint and toilet paper.

According to the Press Republican, a man by [...]
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		<title>How NOT to Earn Your Stripes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2010 02:27:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cecilia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the most grueling experiences a parent can go through is the incessant begging for a pet. Whether it’s one of the neighbors’ new puppies, a miniature pony, or a disgusting fish with see-through skin, kids are always convinced they can take care of it. According to ABC News, this dumb criminal hasn’t quite [...]
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		<title>Not Thinking Outside (or Inside) of the Box</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 04:35:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some plans don&#8217;t get thought out to their fullest extent. This one probably never even went down on paper. 
A man trying to smuggle turtles into the country illegally was caught when he put them in a box marked &#8220;scorpions,&#8221; according to Reuters.

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		<title>Don&#8217;t Look So Smuggle</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 08:55:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re ever arrested for smuggling, an excuse that almost never works is &#8220;HeyIdunno.&#8221; 
A smuggler busted for bringing drugs into the country said he thought he was bringing diamonds in the country, according to the London Times.

The man claims his contact told him he would be smuggling diamonds, but police uncovered cocaine. I guess [...]
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		<title>The Gouda, the Bad and the Ugly</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Danny</dc:creator>
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