Dumb Criminals

That Actually Happens…?

Saturday, January 28th, 2012 • Filed under Technology

Kids are a lot smarter than you give us credit for. I mean, just  because we want to pack six of us into a golf cart in the middle of the night doesn’t mean we don’t know it’s a bad idea…..okay, so we’re not Einsteinlings.

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Tag Me Too!

Saturday, January 14th, 2012 • Filed under Robberies, Technology

You can tell a lot about a person from their Facebook profile picture. Some girls really have a thing for bathrooms, while others enjoy using obscure angles of their heavily made-up eyeballs. And then you have the brave adventurers who combine both.

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Truth is…You’re An Idiot

Monday, August 1st, 2011 • Filed under Technology

Seems like all you hear about now is Internet safety. “Don’t mention your favorite color on your online profile. Someone could come and find you!” “Don’t talk to any strangers. They’ll tell you that they’re a horribly dangerous and sick-minded criminal…when, in reality, he’s a *shudders* TEENAGE BOY.”

Turns out, online security even applies to idiot crooks. After finding out that he was on the Top 10 Most Wanted list of Utica, New York, this man bolted to Brooklyn. He had been charged for domestic violence and harassment. After settling in (by taking a photo of himself walking straight into a precinct…?), he taunted the cops through his Facebook page. According to True Crime Report, they found him in his apartment…still messing around online. I’m sure Mark Zuckerberg would be proud to know his little invention was off fighting crime.


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