Dumb Criminals

And Now…Tampons!

Monday, November 2nd, 2009 • Filed under At-Large, Burglaries, Theft8 Comments

I can’t fathom a reason why someone out there would want to steal a two ton shipment of feminine hygiene products and maybe I just really don’t want to because I like sleeping without waking up screaming.

A woman or (even weirder) possibly a man stole more than a half a million worth of different feminine products from sanitary napkins to tampons, according to The Cabin.

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A Dirty Shame

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009 • Filed under Robberies, Theft2 Comments

People really don’t pay attention anymore. It’s a wonder large crowds of people wandering the streets aren’t walking into open manholes or ambling face first into walls.

It’s no wonder this crook purse-nabbing a woman only to get away with a batch of dirty diapers, according to KJRH.com.

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Drop the Dead Dog

Monday, September 28th, 2009 • Filed under Theft1 Comment

This story came to our attention from a reader who alerted us to an anonymous story on a “Hubpages” website instead of a traditional news outlet, so it’s veracity is neither here nor there. So just take it for the purpose in which it was intended: uncontrollable laughter.

A robber somewhere out there in Anytown U.S.A. got a rather unique surprise when he stole a woman’s suitcase.

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Super Steal Me

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009 • Filed under Theft4 Comments

Usually, we cover the insane and bizarre actions of criminals whose intelligence or lack thereof gets them in trouble. This one is different because the people who committed the crime haven’t been though and it still has us scratching our heads.

Someone stole a giant Ronald McDonald statue, according to the Denver Post.

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Handicapped in the Head

Thursday, September 17th, 2009 • Filed under Cars, Con-artists, Theft1 Comment

You have to wonder the logic of some people this world. Don’t wonder too hard. You’ll hurt your brain.

One criminal known as the “Sticky Note Bandit” got caught because she parked her car in a handicapped zone while committing one of her crimes, according to KCRA.

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Brain Spill on Aisle 4

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009 • Filed under Fraud, Theft3 Comments

Going to the grocery ain’t exactly a bowl of fabric softener either.

Just take this woman who committed credit card fraud and got snagged because she used her grocery discount card at the same time, according to the News & Advance.

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Cripeslist

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 • Filed under Drugs, TheftComment

Finally, the world has found a use for Craigslist that doesn’t involve used coffee tables, transsexual hookers or people who enjoy activities that normally attraction attention from federal law enforcement agents.

A man who stole something sold it back to the owner on the classified site, according to WATE.com.

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ID Theft Stands for “Is Dumb”

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009 • Filed under Other, TheftComment

It’s too bad that identity thieves can’t also steal the person’s intellect as well. Maybe that’s a good thing.

Someone who stole the identity of a state governor has been sending their purchase to their office, according to the Associated Press.

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