Dumb Criminals » Theft http://www.dumbcriminals.com We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Sat, 04 Feb 2012 03:40:17 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Now To Make A Loooot of Tortillas http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/now-to-make-a-loooot-of-tortillas/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/now-to-make-a-loooot-of-tortillas/#comments Tue, 03 Jan 2012 22:30:54 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2641
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    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/now-to-make-a-loooot-of-tortillas/feed/ 2     Hey, I Have One Just Like That! http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/hey-i-have-one-just-like-that/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/hey-i-have-one-just-like-that/#comments Wed, 31 Aug 2011 22:08:15 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2529
  • “I Understand You’re A Man Who Knows How To Get Things” Isn’t the whole point of jail to be more or...
  • “Streaming, Flaxen, Waxen” Throughout the entirely too large number of incidents involving failed...
  • Jack and Sally Okay, someone needs to explain to me what is suddenly...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/hey-i-have-one-just-like-that/feed/ 0     Make An Illegal U-Turn http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/make-an-illegal-u-turn/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/make-an-illegal-u-turn/#comments Wed, 20 Jul 2011 22:52:14 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2497
  • Make Yourself At Home Being a host is so stressful. First, you have to...
  • Mother-In-Training Babysitting is not a bad job, in terms of the...
  • “Stay Away From Jazz and Liquor” Some rules seem completely unnecessary. Having lived through ALL of...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/make-an-illegal-u-turn/feed/ 0     God’s Watching The Apples http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/god%e2%80%99s-watching-the-apples/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/god%e2%80%99s-watching-the-apples/#comments Sat, 25 Jun 2011 01:06:05 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2477
  • I’m Watching You….No, Like, Really, I Am You know what’s a major bummer? When the thing you’re...
  • Chill, Guys. It’s Not A Facehugger Or Anything… Regardless of the intelligence most of these featured individuals lack,...
  • Livin’ In The Fridge It’s a pretty tough call between which is better, a...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/god%e2%80%99s-watching-the-apples/feed/ 0     But He HAS His License! http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/but-he-has-his-license/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/but-he-has-his-license/#comments Wed, 13 Apr 2011 00:46:21 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2419
  • I’m All For Innovation, But… Some people just don’t know how to take care of...
  • Hungry? Justice is Served! There’s no denying that eating is a necessity. Maybe even...
  • Food, Glorious Food Some people take nutrition a little TOO seriously. I mean,...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/but-he-has-his-license/feed/ 1     Chill, Guys. It’s Not A Facehugger Or Anything… http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/chill-guys-its-not-a-facehugger-or-anything/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/chill-guys-its-not-a-facehugger-or-anything/#comments Thu, 03 Mar 2011 01:48:01 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2383
  • Been A Pleasu–BAM! People are always weird about money, it seems. “Hey Jeff,...
  • Fashionable AND Practical It’s really no fun being a scapegoat. Actually, I doubt...
  • And Stay Away From My Indy Whip Okay. I apologize to all you George Lucas nuts out...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/chill-guys-its-not-a-facehugger-or-anything/feed/ 1     Just Another Policeman Wannabe http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/just-another-policeman-wannabe/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/just-another-policeman-wannabe/#comments Wed, 09 Feb 2011 00:30:07 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2361
  • Cliche Clue…De Ja Vu Hide-and-seek….the best childhood game ever invented. Unless, of course, you...
  • “Like” This? Confession time! Like many others on the planet, I am...
  • God’s Watching The Apples Sometimes, little kids are right about things…for example, church really...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/just-another-policeman-wannabe/feed/ 2     Lost and Fou–Forcibly Retrieved http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/lost-and-fou-forcibly-retrieved/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/lost-and-fou-forcibly-retrieved/#comments Wed, 02 Feb 2011 01:42:07 +0000 cecilia http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2352
  • The Family Business Texting just really doesn’t get us anywhere, does it? Other...
  • Just Another Policeman Wannabe Paranoia is a common problem many people deal with. Although...
  • Steel Mor Milk People in mascot costumes are just obnoxious, aren’t they? Or...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/lost-and-fou-forcibly-retrieved/feed/ 1     And Now…Tampons! http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/and-now-tampons/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/and-now-tampons/#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:43:21 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2221
  • Hey, I Have One Just Like That! Note to My Inner Criminal Self: There are some things...
  • iDiots Going along with the technology theme…what is the big deal...
  • Steel Mor Milk People in mascot costumes are just obnoxious, aren’t they? Or...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/burglaries/and-now-tampons/feed/ 15     A Dirty Shame http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dirty-shame/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dirty-shame/#comments Wed, 07 Oct 2009 02:51:59 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2158
  • Clearly, Nobody’s Home Acting is always a good talent to have and develop....
  • I’m All For Innovation, But… Some people just don’t know how to take care of...
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    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/robberies/a-dirty-shame/feed/ 2     Drop the Dead Dog http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/drop-the-dead-dog/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/drop-the-dead-dog/#comments Tue, 29 Sep 2009 01:04:37 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2141
  • Pick-Up Lines Are Usually More Effective… You know, chivalry ISN’T dead. There’s still the occasional guy...
  • Chill, Guys. It’s Not A Facehugger Or Anything… Regardless of the intelligence most of these featured individuals lack,...
  • Man’s Best Friend? Admit it, you’ve found yourself talking to animals at least...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/drop-the-dead-dog/feed/ 2     Super Steal Me http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/super-steal-me/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/super-steal-me/#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 23:45:31 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2132 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/super-steal-me/feed/ 4 Handicapped in the Head http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/handicapped-in-the-head/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/handicapped-in-the-head/#comments Thu, 17 Sep 2009 20:28:42 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2118
  • Why So Serious? As a little kid, wasn’t everything WAY funnier when you...
  • And I Thought Flat Irons Were Harmful Why do girls always fall for the jerks? Is it...
  • Hey, I Have One Just Like That! Note to My Inner Criminal Self: There are some things...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/handicapped-in-the-head/feed/ 1     Brain Spill on Aisle 4 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/fraud/brain-spill-on-aisle-4/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/fraud/brain-spill-on-aisle-4/#comments Tue, 08 Sep 2009 05:03:47 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2095
  • And Remember To Floss At Least Once A Day… Although this website is dedicated to cretin criminals and foolish...
  • “You Have My Permission to Ruin Us Financially” Credit cards are great, aren’t they? There’s nothing like paying...
  • Why So Serious? As a little kid, wasn’t everything WAY funnier when you...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/fraud/brain-spill-on-aisle-4/feed/ 5     Cripeslist http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/cripeslist/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/cripeslist/#comments Thu, 03 Sep 2009 05:30:11 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2086
  • Make An Illegal U-Turn GPS’s are really something. I mean, who doesn’t want a...
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    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/drugs/cripeslist/feed/ 1     ID Theft Stands for “Is Dumb” http://www.dumbcriminals.com/other/id-theft-stands-for-is-dumb/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/other/id-theft-stands-for-is-dumb/#comments Wed, 02 Sep 2009 05:23:00 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2083
  • Masks Are Too Mainstream… We all know people who are ashamed of their looks....
  • Hey, I Have One Just Like That! Note to My Inner Criminal Self: There are some things...
  • “It’s An Intimate Get-Together” Some people can throw some crazy parties, right? I’m talking...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/other/id-theft-stands-for-is-dumb/feed/ 1     Saving Police the Effort http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/saving-police-the-effort/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/saving-police-the-effort/#comments Tue, 01 Sep 2009 05:15:26 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2078
  • Make An Illegal U-Turn GPS’s are really something. I mean, who doesn’t want a...
  • “I Understand You’re A Man Who Knows How To Get Things” Isn’t the whole point of jail to be more or...
  • Please, Silence Your Handguns Movie theaters aren’t always the most pleasant places on Earth....
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/cars/saving-police-the-effort/feed/ 0     Underwhaaa? http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/underwhaaa/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/underwhaaa/#comments Tue, 25 Aug 2009 02:45:57 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2061
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  • Make An Illegal U-Turn GPS’s are really something. I mean, who doesn’t want a...
  • Scary Dairy The economy is pretty whacked out these days. Everyone is...
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/underwhaaa/feed/ 0     That’ll Do New Zealand http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/thatll-do-new-zealand/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/thatll-do-new-zealand/#comments Mon, 17 Aug 2009 05:30:03 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2044
  • “Streaming, Flaxen, Waxen” Throughout the entirely too large number of incidents involving failed...
  • I’m Watching You….No, Like, Really, I Am You know what’s a major bummer? When the thing you’re...
  • Fish ‘N Chips Some crimes sound a little too dumb to be true....
    • ]]>     http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/thatll-do-new-zealand/feed/ 2     A Bird in the Pants is Worth Two in the Pants http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/a-bird-in-the-pants-is-worth-two-in-the-pants/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/a-bird-in-the-pants-is-worth-two-in-the-pants/#comments Mon, 10 Aug 2009 07:14:38 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=2024
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