If I’ve said it once, I’ve said 7,514 times: drinking and driving don’t ever mix. Don’t do it. I know the cars have cup holders and you think that that will make the driving experience safer because that makes it “hands-free,” but it’s still flat out wrong.
That didn’t stop one woman from driving drunk, crashing into a convenience store and then trying to buy a pack of beer in the same convenience store, according to the AP. Read more »
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A story like this will make you wonder how on Earth it could have possibly happened. That’s simple, he was born.
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Drunk driving is never a joke. In this case, it’s mildly humorous.
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With gas prices being the way they are these days, we can understand why this guy chose to take a cab instead of his own car. But this guy can’t use the concern of global warming and deadly CO2 emissions to hide his stupidity.
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What’s more messed up than a guy who tries to a rob a place and leaves his contact information so he can come back and rob them later? When it happens a second time. Evolution is crying.
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This just in from the DumbCriminals 24-hour news center located at the center of a tiny atom in your mother’s eyebrow: Jacksonville Jaguars defensive back Brian Williams has been arrested.
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In the words of our illustrious president (who by the way commenters we have the utmost respect for, even if he has the oratory skills of Yogi Berra being beaten repeatedly in the face), “Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”
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ONE OF LIFE’S LITTLE LESSONS #4: The worst mistake you can make is to repeat yourself. The worst mistake you can make is to repeat yourself. The worst mistake you can make…
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