Don’t You Go Changing
Tuesday, March 17th, 2009 • Filed under Uncategorized • 3 Comments
Ever get so busy and overworked that you don’t even have time to take a decent shower, make yourself a strong cup of coffee or change out of your sleeping clothes before leaving for work? I have that problem all the time. It also cured me of wearing footed pajamas.
One guy was so busy that he showed up to an undercover drug deal in his uniform, according to MyFoxBoston.
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Lobster Thief Gets Pinched
Monday, October 13th, 2008 • Filed under Uncategorized • 4 Comments
When a criminal does something that even the dorks on “jackass” won’t do, you’ve reached a whole new low in stupidity. In fact, it can’t even be called stupidity. I shall make up a name for that level now – “shtumlippity.”
A guy in San Diego got caught stealing lobsters from traps and hiding them in his pants, according to the AP.
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U-Ran Over Yourself
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008 • Filed under Uncategorized • 16 Comments
A story like this will make you wonder how on Earth it could have possibly happened. That’s simple, he was born.
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Don’t Drink and Drive and Show Up to Work at the Police Station
Thursday, April 10th, 2008 • Filed under Uncategorized • 2 Comments
Drunk driving is never a joke. In this case, it’s mildly humorous.
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Crime Doesn’t Pay for Cab Fare
Thursday, April 10th, 2008 • Filed under Uncategorized • 1 Comment
With gas prices being the way they are these days, we can understand why this guy chose to take a cab instead of his own car. But this guy can’t use the concern of global warming and deadly CO2 emissions to hide his stupidity.
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I’ll Be Back and So Will the Cops
Saturday, April 5th, 2008 • Filed under Uncategorized • 13 Comments
What’s more messed up than a guy who tries to a rob a place and leaves his contact information so he can come back and rob them later? When it happens a second time. Evolution is crying.
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4th Down and Out: A Special Report
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 • Filed under Uncategorized • 6 Comments
This just in from the DumbCriminals 24-hour news center located at the center of a tiny atom in your mother’s eyebrow: Jacksonville Jaguars defensive back Brian Williams has been arrested.
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Napped in the Closet II
Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 • Filed under Uncategorized • Comment
In the words of our illustrious president (who by the way commenters we have the utmost respect for, even if he has the oratory skills of Yogi Berra being beaten repeatedly in the face), “Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”
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