Ever get so busy and overworked that you don’t even have time to take a decent shower, make yourself a strong cup of coffee or change out of your sleeping clothes before leaving for work? I have that problem all the time. It also cured me of wearing footed pajamas.

One guy was so busy that he showed up to an undercover drug deal in his uniform, according to MyFoxBoston.

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When a criminal does something that even the dorks on “jackass” won’t do, you’ve reached a whole new low in stupidity. In fact, it can’t even be called stupidity. I shall make up a name for that level now – “shtumlippity.”

A guy in San Diego got caught stealing lobsters from traps and hiding them in his pants, according to the AP.

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A story like this will make you wonder how on Earth it could have possibly happened. That’s simple, he was born.

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Drunk driving is never a joke. In this case, it’s mildly humorous.

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With gas prices being the way they are these days, we can understand why this guy chose to take a cab instead of his own car. But this guy can’t use the concern of global warming and deadly CO2 emissions to hide his stupidity.

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What’s more messed up than a guy who tries to a rob a place and leaves his contact information so he can come back and rob them later? When it happens a second time. Evolution is crying.

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This just in from the DumbCriminals 24-hour news center located at the center of a tiny atom in your mother’s eyebrow: Jacksonville Jaguars defensive back Brian Williams has been arrested.

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In the words of our illustrious president (who by the way commenters we have the utmost respect for, even if he has the oratory skills of Yogi Berra being beaten repeatedly in the face), “Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”

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