http://www.dumbcriminals.com We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Sun, 29 Jan 2012 03:49:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/uncategorized/dont-you-go-changing/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/uncategorized/dont-you-go-changing/#comments Wed, 18 Mar 2009 03:55:13 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=1657

The Family Business Texting just really doesn’t get us anywhere, does it? Other...

iDiots Going along with the technology theme…what is the big deal...

I’m All For Innovation, But… Some people just don’t know how to take care of...

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Ma’am, Your Groceries Are Swimming Some people are absolutely CRAZY about saving money. My parents,...

Exactly How The Pilgrims Did It If you’ve been visiting us for a while, you probably...

Don’t Put THAT Through the Laundry Pockets have got to be the world’s greatest invention. Where...

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“You Have My Permission to Ruin Us Financially” Credit cards are great, aren’t they? There’s nothing like paying...

And Remember To Floss At Least Once A Day… Although this website is dedicated to cretin criminals and foolish...

God’s Watching The Apples Sometimes, little kids are right about things…for example, church really...

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You Can’t Catch Me, I’m The Crazy Cake Woman! Today, it seems like you can’t turn on the TV...

What Not To Wear: Criminal Edition The things people wear never cease to amaze me. And...

It’s Okay, We’re Authorized Hypocrites just drive you nuts, don’t they? They’re almost as...

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Rap and Crime, How Typical Teens have such an attitude, don’t they? They think they...

Family is Family Ahh, sibling rivalry. It’s been in place since the two...

Why So Serious? As a little kid, wasn’t everything WAY funnier when you...

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“You Can Go, But Be Back Soon” Smartphowned, while rather inappropriate and repetitive, is a website that...

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iDiots Going along with the technology theme…what is the big deal...

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Well, THAT’S Not a Pick-Up Line Some guys just won’t take no for an answer. Of...

“I Understand You’re A Man Who Knows How To Get Things” Isn’t the whole point of jail to be more or...

Just Slept Through My Alarm… Sleeping on the job is probably never a good idea....

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Mother-In-Training Babysitting is not a bad job, in terms of the...

I Call Patches to the Stand! I have a lot of sympathy for dogs. Not just...

Livin’ In The Fridge It’s a pretty tough call between which is better, a...

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Steel Mor Milk People in mascot costumes are just obnoxious, aren’t they? Or...

“I Understand You’re A Man Who Knows How To Get Things” Isn’t the whole point of jail to be more or...

Down The Toilet…With the Rest of Your Criminal Career Germs…yuck. Although I’m sure you’re not the kind of person...

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At Least She Doesn’t Sparkle Judging from my observations, the hype for the release of...

Did the World Prepare for THAT? Contrary to what seems to be popular belief, celebrities are...

Make Yourself At Home Being a host is so stressful. First, you have to...

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It’s Seared, Not Burnt Everyone should learn to cook, right? You don’t want to...

Rap and Crime, How Typical Teens have such an attitude, don’t they? They think they...

“It’s Coming From INSIDE THE HOUSE!” Is it just me, or has technology grown to be...

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Masks Are Too Mainstream… We all know people who are ashamed of their looks....

But You Didn’t Even Finish Counting… It occurred to me, while watching one of my favorite...

Broken Heart, Broken Windows Old couples can be really cute. They remind you that...

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So, Exactly What Kind of Business Was He Running? Don’t you wish it was easier to get that special...

Silly Parents, Beer Is (NOT) For Kids Kids are trying to grow up WAY too fast these...

“I Understand You’re A Man Who Knows How To Get Things” Isn’t the whole point of jail to be more or...

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Fashionable AND Practical It’s really no fun being a scapegoat. Actually, I doubt...

Exactly How The Pilgrims Did It If you’ve been visiting us for a while, you probably...

Don’t Put THAT Through the Laundry Pockets have got to be the world’s greatest invention. Where...

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Not REAL Royalty Some people don’t quite live in the 21st century, do...

“Who Ya Gonna Call?” I’ve recently come to the decision that prank calls are...

The Family Who Eats Together… Women can get a little crazy over their food. If...

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What, This? No, It’s Just Chicken Pox! You know what would make me look REALLY cool? A...

Should’ve Put A Ring On It Somewhere, there’s probably an officially archived list of things NOT...

Truth is…You’re An Idiot Seems like all you hear about now is Internet safety....

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Wax On, Wax Off Wild animals are pretty scary. I mean, I’m sure not...

Silly Parents, Beer Is (NOT) For Kids Kids are trying to grow up WAY too fast these...

No, That Was My Identical Twin! If you’re a big-time Spiderman junkie, you’re probably familiar with...

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