Invisible Pants!
Saturday, December 3rd, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized • Comment
Believe it or not, but a man arrested for wearing see-through pants. One women that this man allegedly harassed was stuck with vivid memories of the incident. The young man was been charged with several counts of indecent exposure after he allegedly exposed his genitals to several women. According to police, the mans pants were made of a transparent plastic-type material and he was going comando. This sick man allegedly would walk up to his victims and attempt to engage them in conversation, directing their gaze towards his lower region. Well, some guys just don’t undestand that you can’t be so forward with women that have just met. Hopefully this dummy will learn how to approach a woman properly someday.
Next time just fill out the comment card
Monday, November 21st, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized • 3 Comments
If you’re dissatisfied with the service when you’re out to lunch, don’t call the police because they don’t want to hear about it. Thirty-year old Sharita Williams of Houma (LA) allegedly dialed 9-1-1 to complain about her cold onion rings. She told the operator that the waiter at the Malt-N-Burger in Thibodaux refused to replace them. The police showed up, but it was to arrest Williams for wasting police resources. She is due in court next month.
Six months per chicken
Wednesday, September 7th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized • 1 Comment
A world class cat.. er.. chicken burglar was nabbed after 4 years on the lam[b]. He was captured after his name turned up on Interpol’s most wanted list. Ananova reports:
The 51-year-old chicken thief, from Iasi in eastern Romania, who is unnamed for legal reasons, had left the country four years ago.
But when he returned to visit family he was told by border guards he had been identified from an Interpol list of dangerous fugitives – for stealing chickens from his neighbour’s farm before he left.
Police spokesman Serban Pittner said: “He was a wanted man for four years. Officers identified him by his international arrest warrant for stealing seven chickens.”
The international chicken thief has been sentenced to three and a half years in jail.
The chickens were apparently never recovered.
Defendents plot murder from jail cell
Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized • 1 Comment
Nobody ever accused criminals of being too smart, but hatching a murder plot while you’re sitting in jail doesn’t help your case.
Co-defendants in a drug case emptied toilet bowls in their Federal Detention Center cells and yelled to each other through the drainpipes about killing witnesses who might testify against them, prosecutors said.
What Dawud Bey and those he communicated with didn’t know was that the FBI was also listening, via wiretaps in and around their cells, Assistant U.S. Attorney Mark J. Ehlers said Thursday.
Now they face charges of threatening government witnesses on top of everything else.
In case of emergency, please run around in circles and scream
Tuesday, August 16th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized • 2 Comments
In Newport News (VA), someone wandered into Warwick High School with a gun. Summer session was over and school was out, but office staff and employees signaled the alarm when they saw someone with a gun. Police were summoned, as was the Fire Department bomb squad. The surrounding neighborhood filled up with first responders ready for another Columbine-esque standoff. (I bet it looked like the Wild West.)
So who was the cause of the panic? Who was the depraved gunman who stalked the halls of Warwick High School? It was apparently a plainclothes policewoman.
As members of the tactical team were preparing to take positions around the school off Warwick Boulevard, officers were on the phone with the woman, who by then had left the building, police spokesman Lou Thurston said.”Once we got a good description from the witness, we had a pretty good idea who it might be,” he said. He said the possibility that they were wrong necessitated the heavy response.
Thurston wouldn’t identify the officer, other than say she was in plainclothes and went to the school on personal business.
[Michelle Morgan, spokesman for Newport News schools] said the aide who saw the holstered pistol didn’t see a badge, which according to Officer Harold Eley, violates department policy. The policy states the weapon must be concealed when in public, or the officer’s badge must be visible next to the weapon.
“She had no identification that let the employee know she was a police officer,” Morgan said.
At least the dog is smart
Wednesday, August 10th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized • Comment
If you ever want to practice calling 9-1-1, you may want to unplug the phone first.
Sylvia D’Antonio, 46, of Lake Parsippany, New Jersey, was charged with disorderly conduct for making three late night 911 calls.
But she insists the calls were made by Slayer, her German shephard, reports the Asbury Park Press.
A police dispatcher was alarmed because when the calls were picked up “the only communication was someone breathing”.
The calls were traced and three squad cars raced to D’Antonio’s home where they found there was no emergency.
Yeah, but did he watch all 12 rounds?
Monday, August 8th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized • 1 Comment
Frog’s Sports Club in East Carondelet (IL) is likely to lose their liquor license after officers observed them allegedly hosting nude spaghetti wrestling.
Ray Curtis, co-owner of the bar, asked Mayor Herb Simmons not to revoke the bar’s liquor license. “Everybody deserves a second chance,” Curtis said. “That’s what we’re asking for.”Village Attorney David Schneidewind asked for the village to revoke the bar’s liquor license for violating local ordinances and state statutes regarding illegal gambling, nudity and underage drinking.
Sounds like a good weekend in Vegas.
During the hearing, Curtis said he had no idea that the nude entertainment was going on at his bar.”It’s my fault for not being there more often,” Curtis said. “The fliers said spaghetti wrestling, not nude spaghetti wrestling. Somebody could have come to me with this information before.”
Shocked, I say, shocked!
According to the police report, it was bar co-owner Tom Williams who contracted St. Louis-based Unleashed Entertainment for $100, and agreed that the wrestlers would be able to keep their tips…East Carondelet Police officer Tim Bedard testified during the hearing that the spaghetti wrestling contests had been held at least on two occasions: Once at the end of May and again on Saturday.
Heh. So the officer was there back in May too.
Bedard said that while he was undercover he took photographs of the women during one of the wrestling contests, and was approached by Williams to e-mail Williams a copy of the photographs.
That doesn’t sound very “undercover”.
Former female employees of Frog’s bar testified that Williams encouraged bartenders to flash patrons and pay out poker games. Both women said an underage boy had been served and had been to the bar on several occasions, including the wrestling matches.
The “boy” was 19 years old and apparently used a fake ID.
So just who are the victims here? You have adults standing around drinking while other adults frolick around in spaghetti. And somewhere along the line a boob pops out, and he starts taking pictures for the local prosecutor. And just how many people were shot, raped, or robbed while police resources were spent trying to enforce the morality code among consenting adults on private property?
I wanna take the Hell Express
Monday, August 1st, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized • Comment
“What’s your rationale for shooting the Pope? I guess the guy figured, ‘Hey look, I want to go to Hell and I don’t wanna wait on line with everybody else.’. . .I wanna take the Hell express. . .You walk up to the door with your ticket, they say, ‘Shot the Pope? You can go right through, man.’” — Eddie Murphy, on the subject of shooting the Pope.
Here’s someone else who apparently wanted to take the Hell Express.
A Pittsburgh-area T-ball coach allegedly paid one of his players $25 to hurt an 8-year-old mentally challenged teammate so he wouldn’t have to put the boy in the game, police said Friday. Mark R. Downs Jr., 27, of Dunbar, Pa., is accused of offering one of his players the money to hit the boy in the head with a baseball, police said. Witnesses told police Downs didn’t want the boy to play in the game because of his disability. Police said the boy was hit in the head and in the groin with a baseball just before a game, and didn’t play…