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		<title>Urinalot of Trouble: Update</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:31:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rarely do we see crimes wrap this easily or this quickly. Let&#8217;s face it, when your ousted as a dumb criminal, the last thing you probably want to do is turn yourself. The first thing you&#8217;d probably want to do is turn your head inside out with an electric can opener.
 
HAMPSIRE, England (Sky News) &#8212; [...]
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		<title>I Will Gladly Sue You Tuesday for a Hamburger Today</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Nov 2006 07:37:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And now to follow up on a previous story involves two cops, two employees who sprinkled marijuana on their burgers and the fun time they all had together at their friendly neighborhood &#8220;Burger King&#8221; where you can have it your way (smothered in mayonnaise, bacon, artery clogging goodness and love).


ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) &#8212; Two police officers [...]
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		<title>Wendy&#8217;s Old Fashioned Handburgers</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2006 02:58:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember the woman in California who faked finding a severed human finger in her chili at Wendy&#8217;s? I wonder whatever happened to her? (insert harp flashback music and blur)&#8230;
 SAN JOSE, California (Reuters) &#8211; A couple [Anna Ayala and Jaime Plascencia] who planted a human finger in a bowl of chili at a Wendy&#8217;s fast [...]
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