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But You Didn’t Even Finish Counting… It occurred to me, while watching one of my favorite...

What Not To Wear: Criminal Edition The things people wear never cease to amaze me. And...

Well, THAT’S Not a Pick-Up Line Some guys just won’t take no for an answer. Of...

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Jack and Sally Okay, someone needs to explain to me what is suddenly...

Scary Dairy The economy is pretty whacked out these days. Everyone is...

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Silly Parents, Beer Is (NOT) For Kids Kids are trying to grow up WAY too fast these...

They Said I Could Be Anything, So I Became Laundry Kids can be a lot of work. In fact, they’ve...

“I Don’t Want To Cause No Fuss” Ever since early youth, I took great pleasure in making...

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But He HAS His License! As long as I can remember, I’ve always wanted a...

Chill, Guys. It’s Not A Facehugger Or Anything… Regardless of the intelligence most of these featured individuals lack,...

Dear Diary Imagination is a good thing, right? I mean, no one...

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Jack and Sally Okay, someone needs to explain to me what is suddenly...

“You Have My Permission to Ruin Us Financially” Credit cards are great, aren’t they? There’s nothing like paying...

And Remember To Floss At Least Once A Day… Although this website is dedicated to cretin criminals and foolish...

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Hungry? Justice is Served! There’s no denying that eating is a necessity. Maybe even...

But He HAS His License! As long as I can remember, I’ve always wanted a...

Don’t Put THAT Through the Laundry Pockets have got to be the world’s greatest invention. Where...

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I Call Patches to the Stand! I have a lot of sympathy for dogs. Not just...

And It’s Not Even Thanksgiving Yet As a kid, my belief in Santa Claus was always...

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Did the World Prepare for THAT? Contrary to what seems to be popular belief, celebrities are...

At Least She Doesn’t Sparkle Judging from my observations, the hype for the release of...

Stick It To The Man Food for thought: Maybe the crime is completely acceptable, and...

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Scary Dairy The economy is pretty whacked out these days. Everyone is...

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Down The Toilet…With the Rest of Your Criminal Career Germs…yuck. Although I’m sure you’re not the kind of person...

God’s Watching The Apples Sometimes, little kids are right about things…for example, church really...

Why So Serious? As a little kid, wasn’t everything WAY funnier when you...

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YouTube Sensation…NOT Isn’t the whole point of breaking the law trying to...

No, That Was My Identical Twin! If you’re a big-time Spiderman junkie, you’re probably familiar with...

Did the World Prepare for THAT? Contrary to what seems to be popular belief, celebrities are...

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Did the World Prepare for THAT? Contrary to what seems to be popular belief, celebrities are...

Broken Heart, Broken Windows Old couples can be really cute. They remind you that...

Chill, Guys. It’s Not A Facehugger Or Anything… Regardless of the intelligence most of these featured individuals lack,...

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Stick It To The Man Food for thought: Maybe the crime is completely acceptable, and...

Did the World Prepare for THAT? Contrary to what seems to be popular belief, celebrities are...

At Least She Doesn’t Sparkle Judging from my observations, the hype for the release of...

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Truth is…You’re An Idiot Seems like all you hear about now is Internet safety....

YouTube Sensation…NOT Isn’t the whole point of breaking the law trying to...

What Not To Wear: Criminal Edition The things people wear never cease to amaze me. And...

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“It’s Coming From INSIDE THE HOUSE!” Is it just me, or has technology grown to be...

Wax On, Wax Off Wild animals are pretty scary. I mean, I’m sure not...

Gosh, Was It Not OBVIOUS?! Did you know that, technically, anything around you can be...

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Armed Robbery….Kinda Most of the criminals on this website seem to be...

Ma’am, Your Groceries Are Swimming Some people are absolutely CRAZY about saving money. My parents,...

Truth is…You’re An Idiot Seems like all you hear about now is Internet safety....

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I Call Patches to the Stand! I have a lot of sympathy for dogs. Not just...

So How Was School Today? Sometimes you look at a teacher, and all you can...

Wax On, Wax Off Wild animals are pretty scary. I mean, I’m sure not...

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