http://www.dumbcriminals.com We've been humiliating dumb crooks since 1999. New stories are added several times each week! Wed, 16 Jun 2010 17:20:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 http://www.dumbcriminals.com/vandalism/you-cant-spell-terrible-decision-maker-without-a-t-m/ http://www.dumbcriminals.com/vandalism/you-cant-spell-terrible-decision-maker-without-a-t-m/#comments Fri, 29 May 2009 06:26:03 +0000 Danny http://www.dumbcriminals.com/?p=1845

A Bicycle Built for a Boob Bike riding must be a hard sport. I say must...

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Saving Police the Effort Look out New Zealand. America is coming for ya. A...

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You’re No Fun Anymore Note to self: judges are not “Monty Python” fans. A...

Cop (and Brain) and a Half It’s hard to understand the logic of people who impersonate...

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Under a Full Moon For some weird reason, moving cars, bare buttocks and the...

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Missing Something? Other Than a Brain… No matter how many times this happens, it still never...

Paid in Fool Bills suck. You work hard to pay them on time...

Your Stuff is on Fire, LOL As frustrating as cell phones are, I still love them....

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Son of a Gun Guns and drugs don’t mix. In fact, soccer cleats and...

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Paid in Fool Bills suck. You work hard to pay them on time...

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If This Van’s a Smokin’, Somebody’s Tokin’ You would think the police officer exams that are administered...

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Your Stuff is on Fire, LOL As frustrating as cell phones are, I still love them....

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You Can Judge a Man By the Content of His Finger I honestly believe that the universe allows every human being...

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