A Bird in the Pants is Worth Two in the Pants
Monday, August 10th, 2009 • Filed under Theft
I can’t think of many reasons why a man would voluntarily put a bird in his pants. At least not a reasonable one. The only one that comes to mind is that a man with crackers for genitalia wants to get a cheap vasectomy.
That’s what a guy did, according to the Daily Mail.
He just walked into a pet store, put the bird in a bag and stuffed it down his pants. Luckily it was one of those birds whose natural habitat are pants.
Then as if things couldn’t get weirder, he took another bird and stuffed it down his pants. Well he didn’t want the other bird to be lonely.
katie says: September 29th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
what was this guy thinking. did he need the birds that bad. i mean seriously. im a girl and that sounds painful
zeekkay says: July 31st, 2010 at 3:55 pm
The guy put the bird in a bag, not down his pants. According to the listed article. Who was reading this? Same article?
Blarghfargh says: December 17th, 2010 at 3:38 pm
The article only mentions one bird and nothing about pants. Way to sensationalize this crime. There are plenty of dumb criminals out there, no need to make things up.
R U 4 Real? says: March 9th, 2011 at 9:46 am
The real article says nothing about pants and nothing about a second bird either! He just put one bird in a bag and walked out. Why would they make up that he put 2 birds in his pants????