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	<title>Comments on: A Bird in the Pants is Worth Two in the Pants</title>
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		<title>By: R U 4 Real?</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/a-bird-in-the-pants-is-worth-two-in-the-pants/comment-page-1/#comment-57502</link>
		<dc:creator>R U 4 Real?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 14:46:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The real article says nothing about pants and nothing about a second bird either! He just put one bird in a bag and walked out. Why would they make up that he put 2 birds in his pants????</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The real article says nothing about pants and nothing about a second bird either! He just put one bird in a bag and walked out. Why would they make up that he put 2 birds in his pants????</p>
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		<title>By: Blarghfargh</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/a-bird-in-the-pants-is-worth-two-in-the-pants/comment-page-1/#comment-55527</link>
		<dc:creator>Blarghfargh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2010 20:38:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The article only mentions one bird and nothing about pants. Way to sensationalize this crime. There are plenty of dumb criminals out there, no need to make things up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The article only mentions one bird and nothing about pants. Way to sensationalize this crime. There are plenty of dumb criminals out there, no need to make things up.</p>
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		<title>By: zeekkay</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/a-bird-in-the-pants-is-worth-two-in-the-pants/comment-page-1/#comment-53280</link>
		<dc:creator>zeekkay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 20:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The guy put the bird in a bag, not down his pants. According to the listed article. Who was reading this? Same article?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The guy put the bird in a bag, not down his pants. According to the listed article. Who was reading this? Same article?</p>
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		<title>By: katie</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbcriminals.com/theft/a-bird-in-the-pants-is-worth-two-in-the-pants/comment-page-1/#comment-45092</link>
		<dc:creator>katie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 21:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>what was this guy thinking. did he need the birds that bad. i mean seriously. im a girl and that sounds painful</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>what was this guy thinking. did he need the birds that bad. i mean seriously. im a girl and that sounds painful</p>
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