Dumb Criminals

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Dollar Fine

Thursday, April 9th, 2009 • Filed under Theft

I don’t know about you but I hate getting my picture taken. The camera never captures my true beauty. It always adds at LEAST 10 pounds. It incriminates me.

Two women were arrested for shoplifting after they accidentally left pictures of themselves at the store, according to the AP.

They tried to steal some stuff from the store as they were checking out. Talk about an express lane!

When the clerk asked them if they had not scanned some of the items in their cart, they split, but they left behind some developed photos of themselves for police. At least they didn’t leave behind any personal information.

Oh wait, the envelope containing the pictures also had their names and telephone numbers. This calls for a stakeout!

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