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Come Out With Your Hands Up and Your Pants Down

February 16, 2007 @ 3:58 am · Filed under Theft

I believe William Wallace said it best when before a major battle against the invading British army, he mounted his steed, rode before his downtrodden troops and yelled in a deep voice that came from the bottom of his soul, “They make take our lives but they’ll never take…our pants off!”

MOUNT AIRY, N.C. (WXII12.com) — Police said a Mount Airy man lost the flat-screen TV he was trying to steal because he lost his baggy pants. Now, police say he is about to lose his freedom as well.

Authorities said Randall Nathan Wall Jr. tried to walk out of a Wal-Mart with a 20-inch LCD flat-screen television without paying. Mount Airy police said when the man was confronted by store personnel, he told them his mother was behind him and she had the receipt.

So the store employees approached and Wall started to walk away, but that’s when shame and humiliation took the wheel.

His pants literally dropped to his ankles. He hit the floor and so did the TV. He was still able to flee the employees and the scene, but an employee followed him in his own car. I don’t know what’s more embarassing: having your pants fall down in a crowded store or having your pants fall down in a store and then having an employee track you down by following the scent of pure embarassment.

Wall was taken into custody. The store plans to re-raise the losses of the broken TV by using the security camera tape to win the $10,000 grand prize on “America’s Funniest Home Videos.”



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6 Comments »

  1. finch cary Said,

    February 19, 2007 @ 10:35 am

    OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Britney Shaved her head bald she looks so ugly . I know she has some problems but this is pretty drastic. She is a slut!

  2. John Vellekoop Said,

    February 21, 2007 @ 7:40 am

    Someone left a message about Britney Spears. Now she is a slut and ugly, because she shaved her head. Give your head a shake. Her problems come from us not leaving her alone, and chassing her all the time. These people do not, or ever will have a private time without some ahole taking a PICTURE, and making a shitload of cash at the expence of them, the stars!!!!!! You do not like having someone on your tail all the time all the time.

  3. Logan Hutchison Said,

    March 22, 2007 @ 10:18 pm

    WAL-MART IF U EVER SEE THIS I WILL BE WATCHIN FOR UR ENTRY ON AFV

  4. Fukuzawa Yuckichi Said,

    March 27, 2007 @ 3:39 pm

    Brittany chose to be bald slutstar. Now she save money on styling products and crack lense of paparazzi cameras. For every advantage a disadvantage, for every disadvantage an advantage.

  5. Will Said,

    May 10, 2007 @ 1:19 am

    for the record, this story was never about britney spears. however the first person got that has confused my simple mind. Second, who cares? we know shes a slut. GET OVER IT. third, i hope this guy doesnt drop the soap…

  6. Jen Said,

    November 4, 2007 @ 6:48 pm

    O.K. First, who gives a rat’s ass about Britney Spears, Second, very funny Will, I hope he doesn’t either, and Third, Did he ever hear of a belt? Hell he could’ve stole stolen one from Walmart before he tried to leave with the TV. Oh man, STUPID PEOPLE SUCK!!!

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