Dumb Criminals

Coming in from the Cold

January 30, 2008 @ 12:50 am · Filed under Theft

When you get caught stealing computers from a school for children with special needs because you hitch a ride from the school’s administrator, you’re lucky the administrator doesn’t pull the paddle out from under his desk that he named “Ol’ Detention” that the state hasn’t let him use since the Carter Administration.

According to WMAQ of Chicago, a guy got caught stealing a computer from a school after he hitched a ride from the school’s administrator.

Apparently it was cold out. Well if you’re not smart enough to get a ride from someone other than the guy you’re robbing, you’re not smart enough to put on your long underwear before you go out either.

It gets worse. After the administrator pulls off, he directs him over to a police car for a ride. I’ll bet he complained on the way that they were going the wrong way to their house.

The teacher said he was glad to get the computers back because it would have been hard on the students. Something tells me the guy who robbed him used to be a student there.



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6 Comments »

  1. Ghost Said,

    February 9, 2008 @ 2:43 pm

    Before allie says something stupid Shut up!

  2. Kazumei Said,

    February 26, 2008 @ 11:38 am

    well if he needs his butt paddled my school still does swats…and i don’t mean soft light swats i mean brusie yo behind swats…it hurts…i’d love for that idiot to try and steal from this school….where the rednecks and the mexicanos play!

    - Te Quero Me Abuelo Mucho!

    - Kazu

  3. scarface Said,

    February 28, 2008 @ 1:00 pm

    you guys are fucking loosers posting coments that are totally fucking stupid get a fucking life you loosers go jump off a bridg or something

  4. haha Said,

    March 8, 2008 @ 3:12 pm

    scarface first off real mature seriously.

    and yup that is dawn right stupid

    but what you gona do people do stupid thing like recently a 17 year old IDIOT tried to recreate the TITLE SCENE from AMERICAN PIE (yes the scene with the pie) although his pie wasn’t cool, infact it was so hot they rushed him to a hospital with severe burns

  5. Jack Said,

    March 20, 2008 @ 9:12 am

    scarface,
    before you decide to call someone a “loser,” learn to spell it correctly. Why do people insist that there are 2 “o”s in “loser”?

    I thought it was pretty funny that you’d say they were posting dumb comments when it’s pretty obvious you’re pretty near the totem pole of intelligence yourself.

    It’s also funny that you would tell people stop posting comments and to get a life when, go figure, what are you doing, genius?

    Remember this guy people. He’ll be featured in one of the stories on this website in no time.

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    March 24, 2008 @ 7:30 am

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