Dumb Criminals

Don’t Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em

July 13, 2007 @ 12:26 am · Filed under Theft

Cigarette smoking is bad for you. I don’t care what the tobacco lobby says. The evidence is in and we have it. Not only will it cloud up your lungs, rot your teeth and make your breath smell like the dumpster behind Fuddrucker’s. It will also blow up your stolen black powder.

BAYOU BLACK, La. (AP) — Stolen gunpowder went up with a bang when a teenager flicked cigarette ash near the open bottle, according to the Terrebonne Parish Sheriff’s Office.

First of all, why steal gun powder? Oh wait, it’s Louisiana. Question answered.

Secondly, what does this say about their school system when two kids are smoking near open gun powder? Oh wait, it’s Louisiana. Question answered.



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3 Comments »

  1. Silver Said,

    October 5, 2007 @ 2:03 pm

    I resent that remark about Louisiana, sir.

  2. Todd Said,

    October 17, 2007 @ 1:22 pm

    Don’t resent, laugh…I mean you guys did produce Britney Spears!

  3. Jen Said,

    November 3, 2007 @ 5:26 pm

    Ooh, ouch! But really it’s not cool to bash a state because some of the people live there are dumb or have SERIOUS issues. But, honestly stealing gun powder and smoking anywhere near it, you’ve got to be kidding. That’s too dumb for words!!!

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