Call it a case of bad luck. Call it sheer stupidity. Call it being one cell short of a one celled organism. This still screams DC-dot-c. West siiiiiiiiide! I thought it would make me sound cool.

According to Ananova, a man who stole a woman’s credit card in Arizona went back to the store where he used it to buy some DVDs to return them for the cash. The woman whose card he stole was waiting in line in front of him.

Now again, there’s no way he could have known his victim would be at the same store, so it doesn’t say much for his luck. But it also doesn’t say much for his dignity.

But here’s something to consider. The accused is a man. The victim is a woman. He allegedly stole her credit card. I hope he looked good in those pumps.