Dumb Criminals

Eating on the Run

Monday, March 23rd, 2009 • Filed under Theft

This society has got to stop the gotta have it quick and gotta have it fast attitude when it comes to our diets. Not only has it become dangerously unhealthy and damaging to health care costs in general, it also doesn’t help you grow much in the brain department.

A man got busted for robbing a Chinese restaurant where four police officers were enjoying their lunch, according to the AP.

The suspect walked into the restaurant and stole some money out of the cash register. It’s a smart move. Everyone knows Chinese food places have all the money these days. It’s not only tasty and cheap, but you always want seconds, even after you’ve had it delivered.

The owner yelled for help and the officers chased the man down on foot. That doesn’t say much the suspect’s stamina when four officers who are full of moo goo gui pan can run you down.

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