Dumb Criminals

Either Way, He’s a Loser

Friday, May 8th, 2009 • Filed under Theft

There are lots of winners in life. This isn’t one of them.

An accused liquor thief left behind a fully filled-out raffle ticket at the scene of the crime, according to the AP.

The thief pocketed a bottle of whiskey and tried to leave the store, but before he left he filled out a raffle ticket. Maybe the first prize was a high priced litigator.

Police found the ticket and arrested the man who filled it out. I guess he lost.

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  • casey says: May 12th, 2009 at 10:09 am

    hugh why do people have to be so stupid?

  • MARIO says: May 20th, 2009 at 11:41 am

    because they have no other option…they dropped out of school, their parents were no where around, they couldnt get a job so the only thing to do IS to turn to society’s main course meal….STUPIDITY with a extra side of IGNORANCE….

  • Wes says: July 31st, 2009 at 2:23 am

    Too many people think the law doesn’t apply to them and that they have the right to take what they want. Then they wonder why they go to jail.

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