Dumb Criminals

It Came from the Wal-Mart

Monday, April 20th, 2009 • Filed under Theft

If you’re caught stealing stuff from Wal-Mart, you’ve probably reached the lowest point in life that a human being can reach.

One person not only got caught stealing from the store chain, but trying to sell them back at the same place that he stole them, according to the Billings Gazette.

He was caught after posting ads for the stolen items on a message board on the store’s website. That’s dumb. He should know the people who work at Wal-Mart can’t afford the things the store sells.

Store managers reviewed the security tapes and caught the man stealing on several recordings. The only way this could have been dumber is if a camera caught him stealing a security camera.

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  • casey shockley says: May 11th, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    what an idiot if was to steel something it would have been some thing simple and for me i would not have tried to sell ot back freakin retard!!!!!!!!!! GOD!!! how dumb do people get no days???

  • Sage says: June 11th, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    “stealing a security camera. ”

    Fuckin’ genius idea XD. Too bad you still get arrested for that.

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