Lost Without a Map
Monday, December 10th, 2007 • Filed under Theft
ONE OF LIFE’S LITTLE LESSONS #451 – If you fail to plan, you plan to fail. If you fail, your father will tell you you’re a loser until you cry yourself to sleep on your Star Wars sheets and then you’ll grow up to be an underpaid blogger who leeches off the Associated Press and still sleeps on Star Wars sheets. Arg, I need some whiskey.
According to the Island Packet, a man who robbed a bank was caught after he asked for directions to the bank from a city councilman’s law firm.
He allegedly stopped at the law firm before he arrived at the bank because he didn’t know where it was. Something tells me this guy left more than just his map at his house.
He also robbed the bank without concealing his face, which was caught on a security camera, and he was identified by two bank employees in a photo lineup. Something tells me this guy left more than his map and his mask at his house.
Danielle says: January 7th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
i have hair