Dumb Criminals

None of Your Beeswax

Sunday, January 5th, 2014 • Filed under Theft

Mmm…honey. Good in green tea, good with peanut butter. Who knew insect vomit could be so versatile and tasty? So versatile, in fact, it can be used as a term of endearment? “Bee puke, I’m home!” Nope.

Despite all this, I suppose honey is pretty cool. Cool enough to steal though? Norwich, an area of the U.K., suffered a robbery in one of its community gardens. The item stolen: a hive containing thousands upon thousands of sleeping bees. Sounds more dangerous than a nuclear weapon honestly. According to Mirror News, there are no clues as to the criminal’s whereabouts. Guess we’ll be updated on the buzz.

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