Dumb Criminals

Not-So-Picture Perfect

Monday, November 5th, 2007 • Filed under Theft

It’s been often said that a picture says a thousand words. Well in the case of this man who stole a digital camera from a New York City store, his picture only says one word: “du’h.”

According to the AFP News Service, a man who stole a digital camera from a store took his picture with another digital camera on display at the store.

Wasn’t that nice of him? Think of the hours he’s saved the taxpayers when the police won’t have to hire a sketch artist.

The story doesn’t include a mug of the man’s mug, but we can only assume it looks something like this…

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  • Keke says: November 5th, 2007 at 7:07 pm

    MNa that was so stupid of him…uh..man he seems to be dumb for real though…man did he not think he would get caught?

  • Lindsay says: November 6th, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    That’s so f’n funny…what a dimwit!

  • Apple says: November 7th, 2007 at 9:50 am

    I’ve heard a story like this. I think the one I heard was about a couple that went into a store, and stole some digital cameras or something. They were wearing masks, and I believe one of them lifted their mask up while the other took a picture with a display camera. They apparently didn’t think it’d store it.

  • Juicy says: November 16th, 2007 at 11:03 am

    i think that only smart people should be able to steal

  • Some weird name that ends with a jumble of numbers says: November 20th, 2007 at 12:56 am

    But smart people don’t steal, EVREY criminal is retarded.

  • Spencer says: December 3rd, 2007 at 1:20 pm

    your right all criminals are retarded but it all depends on how retarded the criminal is. obviosly this criminal is the most retarded of them all.

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