Not Without My Poo
Monday, September 17th, 2007 • Filed under Theft
This case has me scratching my head and checking my shoes at the same time. I find myself asking myself who would commit such a crime and what’s that smell?
According to Ananova, Chinese police are looking for someone who stole a woman’s dog poo.
Yes, you read that correctly. A thief is responsible for lifting a log, stealing some s#&$, pinching a loaf.
The woman told police she was standing outside a bank trying to get some money when her dog had to deposit a “Number Two” in his account. This would be a perfect moment for Capital One to sponsor our site. “What’s in your wallet?”
So she got some newspaper and let her dog do his business. She wrapped up the leavings and attempted to throw it away when a man drove up on a motorcycle, wrestled the bum blossom out of her hands and took off. Police are warning the public not to approach this man since he is considered armed and stinky.
Unknown commenter says: October 9th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
hahahahahahahahhahaha **** tahts hilaroiuse.. omfg who the hell would yoink a piece of **** lol
jessi says: October 12th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
that is so nasty why would you even want to stael poop?
anonymous says: October 19th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
I think they thought it was drugs or something, because people often carry drugs down the street in newspaper. (sarcasm by the way)
Haku says: October 24th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
ummm….this is very disturbing and all I can say is I really hope he didn’t know dog poo was inside there because then it is slightly less creepy.
RAWRBLAM says: October 26th, 2007 at 9:17 am
..oh
my
god….
LOL~