Dumb Criminals

People of Wal-Mart

Monday, February 20th, 2012 • Filed under Caught on tape, Theft

People-watching is fun, not creepy. It’s only creepy when you pick a specific person to watch….to watch through your car, to watch as they walk home, to watch as they sleep…get the message, Edward Cullen?

So why have security cameras? Here’s why: according to HP, a rather large man decided he was in desperate need of some socks. So desperate, in fact, that he entered Wal-Mart at night to steal them. Wearing…absolutely nothing. Maybe it was a political statement, maybe he was trying to do a Red Hot Chili Peppers type-thing….who knows?  To make matters stranger, he refused to comply with police officers until they subdued him with a stun gun. Sounds like the whole situation was more of a zoo escapade than anything else.

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