Read All About It!
Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 • Filed under Theft
Read all about it! Man steals newspaper racks, then leaves them in his motel room that he registered in his own name! Police surprised he knew how to read! Read all about it!
This story comes to us courtesy of the San Antonio Express-News.
The suspect knocked over 15 newspaper racks, which seems kind of silly in this day and age. Couldn’t he have aimed a little higher for a victim? Stealing from the newspaper companies these days is like knocking over a stone store in the bronze age.
Police said he took the change from the racks AND the newspapers because he had a really big puppy to train.
Police found the empty racks in a motel room that was registered in his real name, I.M. Stoopid.