Dumb Criminals

Red Nosed and Red Handed

Sunday, December 28th, 2014 • Filed under Theft

How Grinchy were you this Christmas season? If you’re still a student, finals week probably squashed any possible seasonal spirit right into the snowy ground. If you have overly excited children, your patience has been stretched further than the journey of the three wise men. If you have a lot of friends and family, your bank account has melted away like Frosty.

Still, I’m sure you haven’t been quite as Grinchy as this couple in Colorado Springs. They allegedly stole outdoor decoration displays from over a dozen families in order to decorate their own yard. Weirder still, the couple consists of an 18 year old husband and a 43 year old wife.  According to HP, the wife claimed that her husband acted completely alone and that she wasn’t aware the decorations were stolen. If they’re not too worked up over their felony charges, maybe the coal in their stockings this year gave them a wakeup call.

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