Dumb Criminals

Take the Money and Run

Monday, July 27th, 2009 • Filed under Theft

Running is a wonderful exercise. Doing it with a stolen cash register grasped against your chest may be even healthier, despite how dumb it really is.

Police caught a man running down the street with a stolen cash register in his arms, according to the AP.

The man earlier went into a restaurant and demanded change for a $10 bill. In fact, he screamed for it. I hope he screamed “please”.

When he didn’t get it, he raided a tip jar, ripped the register off the counter and ran out of the store with it. Police caught him running from the restaurant lugging the register along with him. But did he ever get his change?

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  • Joe says: August 14th, 2009 at 10:07 am

    just goes to show you, if someone askes for change just help him out.

  • Dio says: February 5th, 2012 at 6:19 am

    Clearly you are asikng those that can read to give an opinion on the facts you are providing. I get it, ignore those that are oblivious for some reason. I think these facts your presented are my reasons I will vote for those individuals that are against amnesty for illegal aliens, secure our borders and listen to the American voice. I know I will vote NO on all propositions that are beneficial to illegal aliens too. I will see some of you at the polls..

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