Dumb Criminals

Would You Like Fries With That? x 1000

Sunday, December 1st, 2013 • Filed under Technology, Theft

How about that holiday weight gain? It’s almost by design that we have Candy Day, Turkey Day, and Gingerbread Day all in a short time span…maybe so that gyms will be full coming January 1st? Who knows, but these guys sure know how to put on a few pounds.

Four Sacramento teens thought it’d be a fab idea to spend $120 on fast food, then Instagram it. This isn’t such a bad idea until you realize that the $120 is stolen credit card money. Apparently this was their celebration after raiding a hotel parking lot, according to Dumb as a Blog. Both the Instagram photos and online credit tracking contributed to finding the thieves. Hopefully prison food will be better than that greaseball nonsense, but no promises.

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