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April 2, 2008 @ 11:32 pm · Filed under Uncategorized

This just in from the DumbCriminals 24-hour news center located at the center of a tiny atom in your mother’s eyebrow: Jacksonville Jaguars defensive back Brian Williams has been arrested.

This story comes to us courtesy of the Florida-Times Union in Jacksonville.

Here’s the play: Williams gets pulled over during a drunk driving arrest and then goes on a “sexual, racist and profane” tirade with the police officer because nothing makes an officer want to give you a warning and send you on your way more than by calling the guy who can legally take away your freedom a “honky.”

Then he offers to let the officer have sex with his girlfriend who was in the car with him if he lets him go. Apparently, he not only had the right to remain silent, but he also had the right to remain stupid.

Williams pled guilty but he later returned to the court to change his plea because he didn’t think he could pay a $2,500 fine. He plays for the NFL and can catch a ball but he claims he can’t catch a $2,500 tab? Oh wait, doesn’t he play for Jacksonville? Never mind.



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6 Comments »

  1. Crimefighter Said,

    April 9, 2008 @ 1:04 pm

    I hope a video clip of this ends up on Cops, that would be hilarious!

  2. riffran Said,

    April 10, 2008 @ 11:07 pm

    what a moron….nuff said…riff

  3. Schultz Said,

    April 27, 2008 @ 10:59 am

    I am so sick and tired of the way some blacks try to use the racist tactic thinking they will get out of a situation that I could puke!! And, what type of man would solicit his girlfriend as a sexual bribe for the same reason. In my opinion he’s not a man but some type of a creature that sucks the scum off the bottom of a stagnent pond.

  4. Morgan Said,

    April 28, 2008 @ 11:37 am

    irpodehjtoipretjhiporejgtlkfdjpgtryj5rtyjpoaj;orekoew IDIOT CRIMINAL

  5. Kelly Said,

    May 28, 2008 @ 9:35 pm

    Regardless of skin color, this person was acting like a total idiot. It is too bad that we can’t shoot someone like this when they get into such a tirade. Offering his girlfriend for sexual favors??? Add a charge of solicitation for prostitution (being a pimp). Can’t pay the $2500 fine even though you make millions? Maybe you should work off that debt…in Iraq! Wanna play the racist ticket, slavery and all? Involuntary Servitude (slavery) is still legal according to constitutional law — when it is used as a punishment for a crime. Maybe a few years’ sentence of cleaning toilets where he used to play ball will cool him off.

  6. dottie Said,

    August 4, 2008 @ 11:19 am

    i bet after his girlfrend freaked out and dumped him in jail he was all over the cop saying how sexy he looked in his outfit

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