A Bad Hiding Place
Monday, May 9th, 2005 • Filed under Uncategorized
A man attempted to steal a lobster from a super market by hiding it in his pants and running for the door. However, he keeled over in pain halfway there, because the lobster had attatched itself to his genitals with its claw. He was later put into a book of Darwin Awards for removing his genes of stupidity from the gene pool.