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A Farewell to Arms…and Legs and Butts and Everything in Plain Sight

Thursday, May 14th, 2015 • Filed under Uncategorized

Do you think literature can be sexy? There is, of course, the novel of our times: 50 Shades of Grey. However, that is neither sexy nor literature. That being said, I can hardly admit to feeling a stirring throughout The Old Man and the Sea or A Christmas Carol. So I guess bookworms just take what they can get.

To this couple in Washington, libraries seem to do the trick. They were ticketed after an unlucky patron caught them fully naked in a library family restroom. According to The Smoking Gun, their excuse was that they “were very sorry” and “hadn’t seen each other in a couple days”. Supposedly, they are also parents of a baby girl. What a sparkling family portrait that must be.

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