A Heavenly Rest
I’ve never understood why anyone would choose to burglarize a church. Don’t they know that God can kick their ass? My priest told me that when I was a kid, it could be true.
According to the AP, police arrested a man for vandalizing a church and caught him the next morning after he fell asleep in the church.
Well, who can blame him? I always had a hard time staying awake in church.
He entered the church, broke a window and stole several items include an Oriental rug. The suspect, Jeffrey Lebowski, said the old man told him he could take any rug in the house.
After police woke the man up, he resisted arrest by kicking an officer in the groin. That might be how they say hello on his planet, but here it’s how we say, “That’s a Tazering.”
Her Said,
June 4, 2008 @ 5:08 pm
lol
jimbob Said,
June 8, 2008 @ 11:48 am
wow.
Pluto Said,
June 9, 2008 @ 10:23 am
Isn’t God meant to help those who help them selves? I robed a church when I was a boy and I’m still waiting for an ass kicking from the almighty.