A Joint in the Joint
Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 • Filed under Drugs
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 7,846 times, drugs make you stupid. They also make you impotent, slow and hungry. If they made you white, drugs will also make you into your average right wing radio talk show host.
According to the AP, a man walking through a security checkpoint got busted with weed.
How did it happen? He was emptying his pockets when he put a bag of marijuana and some rolling papers in the basket. I hope they had the decency to X-Ray it before they let him through.
This also happened at a courthouse. That was mighty nice of him to save police a trip. Gas prices are outrageous, you know.
He tried to run from police when they questioned him, but they caught him within a few minutes. If he was facing the vending machines, they never would have caught up with him.
Katz Heitmann says: June 1st, 2008 at 10:14 pm
I have a dumb crook story. Or maybe I’m dumb at any rate I lost my temper because this dude kept calling me retarded and I snapped which wasn’t smart. I have an awful temper and appearantly Temporal Lobe Epilepsy. I don’t remember picking him up but saw him dangling there uselessly from my fist so I dropped him like someone discards an empty beer can and then the cops show up so I told them the guy was bothering my friend and I. They find drugs on him clap him in cuffs and I almost feel off the wall I couldn’t believe they arrested him. I never actually seen justice before. Was afraid they were going to bust me for touching the loser. What can I say I was angry? It was stupid and I was just a dumb teenager. Yet he was dumber than I was which took some doing they nailed him for drugs. How can anyone be stupid enough to call a crazy person a retard while high on drugs I have a bad temper get angry easily and attack people who call me retarded. I don’t complain I kick butt since being brutal is the only thing that did any good. Everyone who met me knows I have a lousy temper and am crazy. I got him arrested because putting him in a cell would shut him up finally. I bet I made a lasting impression him maybe he’ll refrain from insulting strange mean looking women sitting on walls but maybe he is too stupid to learn anything. I thought it was funny to pick him up, drop him and then get him busted by the law.
Toni No Bologna says: June 6th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Retard
liberal nazi says: July 31st, 2008 at 8:37 am
drugs make you stupid? that explains hippie liberal douche bags.